I couldn't stop laughing at this April Fool's version of a post in "Why Medicine?":
"Doctorin' be different. me be in the fertile ground between bein' smashed by residents and bein' clueless. Doctorin' be about listenin', be about hearin' and translatin' what you hear into actions - and that my be scratchin' yer Rx pad, but more frequently, it's tellin' someone they'll be okay. That they need to excercise a muscle and showin' them how. That 'excercise' need only be 30 minutes of walkin' three times a week. The science be much easier compared to the things that people throw at you.
Note: The point be doctorin' - teachin'."