So it's early evening and I'm hanging out on the forums (no joke), when there's a knock at the door. "That's odd..." I think, but, whatever, the summons will be answered. I figure it's probably an emergent maintenance issue or a friend who happens to be in the building. Nope.
Unknown: Hi! Are you Myuu?
Myuu: ...uh, yeah.
At this point, I'm doing a mental inventory of nearby weapons. Closest but still a bit down the hallway, the bokken. Next candidate: softball bat. Staves are in the closet and I am not a goalie at this point, so no goalie stick of doom available.
Unknown: I'm interviewing tomorrow, but...
Myuu: <The bokken is wooden, but the bat is better balanced and made of metal, which is good for facebreaking AND kneebusting...>
Unknown: ...my student host said you lived here...
Myuu: <Is it unprofessional to cap an applicant?>
Unknown: and he's right across the hall from you, so...
Myuu: Ohhhhhh... Hi! Welcome to Case! If you have any questions that your student host can't answer, let me know!
And so on and so forth.