Sexist Monkeys

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Hahahhah so in attempt to look like men they don trousers and hats but leave their pendulous displays out in the open?
Monkeys are like "well played........but we're calling your bluff!"
 
I saw this post and thought for sure rexosaurus would have started it 😛
 
i just read it... man! i have always said that i would hate do deal with monkeys in my daily life like these people have to. they can be such monsters. i don't doubt at all that they are capable of stealing, throwing rocks, explicit gestures (i've seen them all myself); but i do think these people should be a little more innovative in combating the problem themselves! :laugh:
 
I saw the greatest article... It was years ago and I've been unsuccessful searching for an archived copy, but basically there was a really severe drought in part of Africa (Somalia? Kenya? somewhere east) and the government was sending tanker trucks of water to remote villages. The local residents would fill whatever bottles and jugs and pots they could find to carry water home. Obviously there'd be a little spillage, or maybe they were even filling troughs for the livestock. At any rate, the local wildlife started to figure out that the arrival of the tanker truck meant there might be some water around. Most notably, the local baboon troop figured out that water came from the spigot at the end of the tanker truck. So one day, the truck arrives and this mob of baboons rushes out of the bush and chases off all the people. You may think that unlikely, but at fifty pounds, with three-inch fangs and a hefty dose of testosterone, a prime male baboon is pretty well impervious to anything an unarmed villager can do to him. The humans couldn't get anywhere near the truck until all the baboons had taken their fill and left.

I just thought that was a really fantastic example of humans being shown their rightful place in the food chain. 🙂

(In the course of looking for a copy of that article, I came across many references to "road pirate" baboon troops in Somalia, where drought is ongoing, holding up trucks loaded with fruit going from the ports to inland markets. It's illegal to kill the baboons and the truck drivers aren't willing to risk their lives defending their bosses' cargo, so the baboons basically get whatever they want.)
 
Hahahhah so in attempt to look like men they don trousers and hats but leave their pendulous displays out in the open?
Doesn't matter what they're wearing, the monkeys can smell the difference between males and females. In a lab setting, where every human is dressed in identical gender-obscuring scrubs, lab coat, mask, face shield, hair net, gloves, shoe covers, etc., etc., it's still not uncommon for male monkeys to treat female humans differently from males (they're more likely to masturbate in front of females, for instance).
 
Kate, I agree entirely. Sometimes I cannot tell a male from a female in the garb we have to wear until we are face to face, but the monkeys can sure tell. And the masturbation, well, they definately prefer women to men!
 
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