The dorm rooms are in fact small solitary cells under 24 hour lock down. They will give you food once a day from under a small slit in the door. There is a toilet and a bed in each room. Once a month, you are taken to the dungeons to be whipped and molested by the Dean, Dr. Rao. Most lectures are broadcast over an intercom in the hallways along with Grenadian pro-communist anthems. Failing a course is grounds for execution by the firing squad. There will not be a funeral afterwards. On the upside, they do give you a degree after 4 or so years. So I've heard.
Just kidding 😀. True Blue is fine. Just don't go to Grand Anse.