Shower thoughts of a neurotic premed

[907914]

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I was at a homesteading/prepper fair today (they have great gardening products) when the thought occurred to me:

Becoming a doctor gives you job security even in the apocalypse. No smart colony will kill the doctor in the event that society collapses.

What are your premed “shower thoughts”?

 

[Dr panda]

My main thought right now is that I want to eat some chicken fingers...

 

[deleted1000960]

Even if I become a licensed physician, my family's official doctor will still be VapoRub.

 

[Schwifty]

I was at a homesteading/prepper fair today (they have great gardening products) when the thought occurred to me:

Becoming a doctor gives you job security even in the apocalypse. No smart colony will kill the doctor in the event that society collapses.

What are your premed “shower thoughts”?

This is literally one of the main reasons I'm in med school

 

[Med Ed]

I cant help but wonder what kind of clock a urologist might have in the office?

Beer.

Or a proctologist for that matter?

Street taco.

 

[Medic741]

Will I get a Beemer or a Tesla

 

[907914]

Will I get a Beemer or a Tesla

Beemers are overrated and Tesla will probably be out of business by the time your service commitment is up 😆

 

[stayathomemom]

I know my husband is longsuffering...but is he longsuffering enough? Did he know what he was getting into when he agreed to support me through this? (Did I?)

Also, when I get my first fat paycheck that isn't already ear-marked, I'm going to buy miniature furniture for my miniature stature.

 

[PA_dud3]

Is it acceptable to call DOs bone boi?

 

[curiouschemist]

I was at a homesteading/prepper fair today (they have great gardening products) when the thought occurred to me:

Becoming a doctor gives you job security even in the apocalypse. No smart colony will kill the doctor in the event that society collapses.

What are your premed “shower thoughts”?

No lie, I was literally thinking about this one night on my drive home from work this week!! Glad I'm not alone in my weird random thoughts...

 

[Dr. Faust]

Random medical practice thoughts: While sitting in a dentist chair, I noticed that there was a large clock on the wall in the shape of a tooth. I then remembered a podiatrist who had a clock in the shape of a foot. I cant help but wonder what kind of clock a urologist might have in the office? Or a proctologist for that matter? Inquiring minds want to know

The urologist would have an erect penis as the minute hand and a swinging scrotum for the pendulum (grandfather clock?)

The proctologist would have a ****oo-esque clock where a turd shoots out every hour.

 

[Biscuitboy11]

The urologist would have an erect penis as the minute hand and a swinging scrotum for the pendulum (grandfather clock?)

The proctologist would have a ****oo-esque clock where a turd shoots out every hour.

Maybe a regional thing, but I have truly never heard or seen the word proctologist in the real medical world, only jokes. First heard it from my dad (really stupid cringe-worthy joke), probably in the 60’s

 

[Dr. Faust]

Maybe a regional thing, but I have truly never heard or seen the word proctologist in the real medical world, only jokes. First heard it from my dad (really stupid cringe-worthy joke), probably in the 60’s

I just realized this, but I haven't seen any proctologist offices either. The issues are probably covered by GI docs and surgeons is my guess.

 

[Med Ed]

Maybe a regional thing, but I have truly never heard or seen the word proctologist in the real medical world, only jokes. First heard it from my dad (really stupid cringe-worthy joke), probably in the 60’s

The term was supplanted by colon and rectal surgeon.

 

[907914]

The term was supplanted by colon and rectal surgeon.

Well that's a pain in the butt.

 

[AZDev]

The following was performed at the
Annual Meeting of the American Society of Colorectal Surgeons in 1995.

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This video is gold xD

 

[readmypostsMD]

Will I get a Beemer or a Tesla

wait till the pRoGreSsIveS get ahold of healthcare

 

[Rogue42]

Is it acceptable to call DOs bone boi?

No, but it is to call orthopedics that lol

 

[Chris P. Bacon]

I just realized this, but I haven't seen any proctologist offices either. The issues are probably covered by GI docs and surgeons is my guess.

Funny you should say that. I have lived a mile away from a Dr. So and So with a "Proctology" sign in front of his home/office. Place has been in that same location since we moved into town decades ago.

 

[Med Ed]

wait till the pRoGreSsIveS get ahold of healthcare

 

[Tyrese]

Medical doctors are just mechanics for humans.