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On a previous thread a few people suggested that you should ask a bunch of questions while you are shadowing. Here are a few questions you might want to ask the Doc you're shadowing while he's working on someone:
Point to the patient and ask, "What do you do with the ones that have really bad breath?", then hold your nose and say P U!
How much money are you makin' off this guy?
Have you ever sneezed in someone's mouth?
How come this lady's teeth are so nasty?
Can you get cavities from gasoline? I asking for a friend.
How many of your patients have lice?
What do you do when you really have to fart bad? No, I mean like really bad.
Can I go take a leak?
As soon as a new patient walks in just take one look at them and turn to the Doc and say, "let me guess, braces?"
Is it true that Dr. soandso charges way less?
Why don't you accept medicaid? Do you hate the poor?
Do you think you could fit a tennis ball in this guys mouth?
Can I use that oral camera to look at a mole on my back?
Who gets all the change that falls out of peoples pockets?
Who's @$$ do I have to kiss to get some good music turned on in here?
How often are you suicidal?
Do you really see a cavity on this guys x-ray? Cause I don't see one.
Don't the x-ray machines make you sterile?
Do you charge more when people have really big teeth like this lady's?
I found these to be really useful.
Good luck shadowing!
Point to the patient and ask, "What do you do with the ones that have really bad breath?", then hold your nose and say P U!
How much money are you makin' off this guy?
Have you ever sneezed in someone's mouth?
How come this lady's teeth are so nasty?
Can you get cavities from gasoline? I asking for a friend.
How many of your patients have lice?
What do you do when you really have to fart bad? No, I mean like really bad.
Can I go take a leak?
As soon as a new patient walks in just take one look at them and turn to the Doc and say, "let me guess, braces?"
Is it true that Dr. soandso charges way less?
Why don't you accept medicaid? Do you hate the poor?
Do you think you could fit a tennis ball in this guys mouth?
Can I use that oral camera to look at a mole on my back?
Who gets all the change that falls out of peoples pockets?
Who's @$$ do I have to kiss to get some good music turned on in here?
How often are you suicidal?
Do you really see a cavity on this guys x-ray? Cause I don't see one.
Don't the x-ray machines make you sterile?
Do you charge more when people have really big teeth like this lady's?
I found these to be really useful.
Good luck shadowing!
