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- Pre-Dental
On behalf of @virtualmaster999 @Weakfart and @pulltheleverkronk - I would like to announce that, on a lighter note of most of these dental school / freaking out posts, we are holding auditions to become a part of our squad. You may remember us from some of our many SDN posts that may have made you laugh when you felt upset or hopeless or even made you pee your pants a little as a result of said laughter. Crazy member perks and benefits.
Much like dental school - spots are limited and applying early will only benefit you.
Perks include, but are not limited to:
- Constant support telling you you can/can't reach a goal
- Unlimited laughs (via jokes and pictures posted)
- 24/7 support and access (minus about 22/5)
- Guaranteed increase in likes on your SDN posts or your money back
- Guaranteed admission into the dental school of your choice
Disclaimer (please say really really quickly as if a run on sentence in the last 10 seconds of a commercial): Applicants are likely to receive no additional laughter or joy and more than likely will result in no increased chance of admission and membership may actually reduce your chances completely of any school along with any SDN likes. And there is no money...none...I just checked - we may need to borrow some. Side effects of previous members include depression, anxiety, reduced sexual drive, and loss of appetite. Please consult your doctor if these side effects last longer than two weeks.
Much like dental school - spots are limited and applying early will only benefit you.
Perks include, but are not limited to:
- Constant support telling you you can/can't reach a goal
- Unlimited laughs (via jokes and pictures posted)
- 24/7 support and access (minus about 22/5)
- Guaranteed increase in likes on your SDN posts or your money back
- Guaranteed admission into the dental school of your choice
Disclaimer (please say really really quickly as if a run on sentence in the last 10 seconds of a commercial): Applicants are likely to receive no additional laughter or joy and more than likely will result in no increased chance of admission and membership may actually reduce your chances completely of any school along with any SDN likes. And there is no money...none...I just checked - we may need to borrow some. Side effects of previous members include depression, anxiety, reduced sexual drive, and loss of appetite. Please consult your doctor if these side effects last longer than two weeks.
