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i need a new one. i have spent many hours conditioning myself to study while i'm eating strawberries and SF cool whip, now every time i eat that, i have to study. Have to. i must also add that until recently, i have been very, very single. Now that i have found a man capable of holding up his end of a conversation and just generally worth spending the majority of my free time with...i realize what an absolutely HORRIBLE oversight that particular food choice was 😳

So i need a new study food. It must:
- not be messy.
- be easily consumed with only one hand.
- be reasonably portable.
- not require ANY utensils.
- not be too weird.
- not cause my ass to expand exponentially with every A i earn!! This is important, people!! Please mind my calorie intake.
- be something i actually like, but can live without until i have to study.
- not have a face 🙁 🙁

Go! First person to figure it out gets a FREE!!* puppy!





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Goldfish 100 calorie packs of chocolate graham goldfish. Very good and not bad for you. They taste like chocolate Teddy Grahams.
 
doinmybest5840 said:
Goldfish 100 calorie packs of chocolate graham goldfish. Very good and not bad for you. They taste like chocolate Teddy Grahams.
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Yeah...about that...
i can't eat anything with a face. Even if it's a fish. Fish normally freak me out, but goldfish are just too cute 🙁

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Whey protein + egg whites + natural peanut butter + 1 banana, put them summabitches in a blender and pound it. Not only will your brain thank you, but you'll be squatting 5 times your body weight in no time. And what man doesn't like a girl with great vascularity and mass in her hammies and glutes?
 
you like big butts and you can not lie?

The problem with this one is that it isn't very portable. i have a teeny stapler, a teeny staple remover, a teeny 3 hole punch thingy...but i've yet to find a teeny blender.
 
apnea said:
you like big butts and you can not lie?
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Glutes are good, but big ones don't seal the deal. Any girl over 160 pounds with <10% body fat, sans Adam's apple, is getting a roofie-appletini compliments of Dr. Czakl, successful multi-millionaire neurosurgeon, at the local watering hole.
 
Zolar Czakl said:
Glutes are good, but big ones don't seal the deal. Any girl over 160 pounds with <10% body fat, sans Adam's apple, is getting a roofie-appletini compliments of Dr. Czakl, successful multi-millionaire neurosurgeon, at the local watering hole.
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unless you're putting a gene altering component into my protein shakes, there is NO WAY i can weigh 160 and still be worth drugging. So i'll have to drug you instead.
 
apnea said:
unless you're putting a gene altering component into my protein shakes, there is NO WAY i can weigh 160 and still be worth drugging. So i'll have to drug you instead.
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If you're over 5'2" and are dedicated, your genetics can be compensated for. I'll work something out in the lab.👍
 
jochi1543 said:
Pickled asparagus?😎
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Good idea. What about canned vegetables? Sure, some may eat them with utensils, but if you're studying alone... no harm no foul, right?

As a bonus, I've never heard of anyone having been able to gain weight eating vegetables. You can pretty much graze on them 24/7, since you'll be very full way before you hit a caloric excess on a scale large enough to give noticeable weight gain.
 
jochi1543 said:
I HAVE IT! I HAVE IT!!!!

FROZEN GRAPES
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won't stay frozen and i can't eat grapes unless they're cold!!!

come on you're onto something i can feel it 😉

But frozen grapes are the best snack ever. EVER.
 
apnea said:
you like big butts and you can not lie?

The problem with this one is that it isn't very portable. i have a teeny stapler, a teeny staple remover, a teeny 3 hole punch thingy...but i've yet to find a teeny blender.
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Haha...this thread cracks me up!

Cherry (or grape) tomatoes are good to snack on (and less calories than cherries and grapes!)
 
apnea said:
i need a new one. i have spent many hours conditioning myself to study while i'm eating strawberries and SF cool whip, now every time i eat that, i have to study. Have to. i must also add that until recently, i have been very, very single. Now that i have found a man capable of holding up his end of a conversation and just generally worth spending the majority of my free time with...i realize what an absolutely HORRIBLE oversight that particular food choice was 😳

So i need a new study food. It must:
- not be messy.
- be easily consumed with only one hand.
- be reasonably portable.
- not require ANY utensils.
- not be too weird.
- not cause my ass to expand exponentially with every A i earn!! This is important, people!! Please mind my calorie intake.
- be something i actually like, but can live without until i have to study.
- not have a face 🙁 🙁

Go! First person to figure it out gets a FREE!!* puppy!





*picture of a
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Dang it i was thinking beef jerky all the way until the last one. Can't you be one of those selective vegetarians? Those are my favorite.

It's sad that women everywhere are campaigning so viciously against the wondrous potential of their own backsides.
 
apnea said:
won't stay frozen and i can't eat grapes unless they're cold!!!

come on you're onto something i can feel it 😉
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Uh, dude, I dunno. I ate KFC chicken strips for dinner.:laugh: I have an excuse though, it's PMS time.:meanie: :hardy:
 
jochi1543 said:
Uh, dude, I dunno. I ate KFC chicken strips for dinner.:laugh: I have an excuse though, it's PMS time.:meanie: :hardy:
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ohnoes 🙁 🙁
i'm currently trying to find american birth control pills that do not make my uterus execute a mutiny once every month.


i forget there are men on this board 🙂
 
Sir Buckethead said:
Dang it i was thinking beef jerky all the way until the last one. Can't you be one of those selective vegetarians? Those are my favorite.

It's sad that women everywhere are campaigning so viciously against the wondrous potential of their own backsides.
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i'm not vegetarian because of animal rights, i just can't eat too much meat because it makes me sick 🙁 i do, however, make up for my lack of beef consumption in leather outerwear 👍

and my "backside" has its own gravitational pull. In the bad way.
 
apnea said:
ohnoes 🙁 🙁
i'm currently trying to find american birth control pills that do not make my uterus execute a mutiny once every month.


i forget there are men on this board 🙂
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Ugh. And with one swift blow, I'm off!
 
salty? i tried REALLY HORRIBLE beef jerky once...it tasted like some horrible person had picked up one of those blown tires off of the interstate and dipped it in salt. it was awful.

the only other time i tried any form of dried meat...it sort of tasted like a balloon.
 
I hate beef jerky.


I can't think of anything low-cal that you can eat w/o utensils, unless we're just talking general sliced vegs or baby carrots or smth. I mean, there's trail mix, those little Yoplait yogurt tubes that you can freeze, but that stuff adds up real quick.
 
I don't think it's gonna work out apnea. We're from two different worlds.

but if you are interested in pursuing it further, Oberto is a good retail standard. The best stuff is sold out of shacks by bearded men wearing camoflauge.
 
Sir Buckethead said:
I don't think it's gonna work out apnea. We're from two different worlds.

but if you are interested in pursuing it further, Oberto is a good retail standard. The best stuff is sold out of shacks by bearded men wearing camoflauge.
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i'm not sure i feel safe around "your crowd" anyway :laugh:
 
Salad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a bit messy but it's delicious and low-fat.

Also, if you look in your local grocery store's freezer aisle, you will find a stir-fry mix of vegetables. That is a lovely snack as well.
 
mmmmmmmmmm salad...i can't reserve that for studying, it's all i'm allowing myself right now 🙁
 
It's 12:40 AM and I'm craving chocky!😱

Thank heavens everything in this town closes by midnight.😎
 
apnea said:
unless you're putting a gene altering component into my protein shakes, there is NO WAY i can weigh 160 and still be worth drugging. So i'll have to drug you instead.
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Lol, good luck finding a woman who weighs 160, with under 10% body fat, and isn't a bodybuilder.
 
motivation!!

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apnea said:
ohnoes 🙁 🙁
i'm currently trying to find american birth control pills that do not make my uterus execute a mutiny once every month.


i forget there are men on this board 🙂
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I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
 
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