Probably too soon since your not on wards, but house of God should be required reading at somepoint.
-Gomers go to ground
-the patient is the one with the disease
-placement comes first
-the delivery of good medical care is to do as much nothing as [safely] possible
-if you don't take a temperature you can't find a fever
Those are some stone cold laws you can hang your hat on IMO. (I'm less enthusiastic about some of the others)