Swiss Colony Beef Log

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What would one look like on frozen?


Mmmmmmmmmm. Beeeeef log.

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deschutes said:
Primate, this is not the first time that your sense of humour is beyond me 🙄

But that's all right. I like you anyway!

you didn't get it deschutes?
 
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deschutes said:
In a word - No.

Beefcake? Beef log? I can already tell that this is not something ye olde Oxford English Dictionary is going to help me with.

if it makes you feel better, i didn't get it either. but beef log sounds funny.
 
deschutes said:
Beef log sounds suspicious, to say the least.
But you all would just say it was me and my dirty mind.

no...who here would do such a thing? c'mon speak your mind.
 
yaah said:
I did a frozen on a hot dog once. And bologna. The bologna was kind of weird. The hot dog had all kinds of garbage in it.

You don't have to freeze a hotdog to realize that hotdogs are garbage to begin with. Gimme some real meat and some fatty goodness...none of this processed stuff 🙂
 
Frozen on a hot dog once revealed a bit of hair and what appeared to be a nail. Not a 10-penny, but the kind found on the end of a digit. I still eat them, though.


"Swiss colony beef-log, baby,
That's what Christmas is all about.

A rolly-polly, colonized beef log, lady,
Makes the little boys scream and shout.

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony,
Fa la la la la, la la, la laaaaaaa."

Eric Cartman South Park Christmas Album from many years ago.

Honestly, I haven't even watched SP in the last 5 or 6 years, but I got a huge kick out of it when it first broke. Swiss Colony is a company that sells confections, summer sausage, beef logs and the like - very popular around the holidays. SP was lampooning them.

Hope that helps.

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