taking Jeff Chou's advice.

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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle.

Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog.
Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses.

At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke.

However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking.

Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the they're going to scream too late, and we're gonna get killed!"
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haha that was good.
 
😕 ?? I'm not sure if I get the joke...
 
they really are blind, they wait for the screams to know when to lift.
 
the post titled "taking Jeff Chou's advice"...

it's more than just a joke story, subtle attacks maybe? but why?
 
ha...that's what I figured, but it wasn't too funny to me so I thought i was missing something. 😳
 
some people here were really depressed, so Jeff suggested, that we get some jokes going to cheer people up. I am sorry for trying....
subtle attacks??????? 😱 😱 😱 with such suspicious mind you should be going into CIA, not optometry. lol 🙂

I am a lover, not a fighter.
 
im exposed to too much drama on tv thats all 😀
 
I have a joke...

So, Silver and Mercury (the elements) were having a drink at the bar when a drunken Gold walks in the bar stumbling everywhere...so Silver and Mercury screams..."A U get the out of here!!" haha...get it?? A u = hey you = Gold's symbol

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Haha! But all these equalities are based on proverbs which are not mathematically compatible. Good try though. I really like money is the root of all evil part. It is true. Just look around.

I think the following proverbial proof would offend less people 😎 (To all you OATers studying for the physics section)

From basic physics: Power= Work / Time.

But time is money and knowledge is power, so substitute those terms --

Knowledge = Work / Money

Simple algebra then yields:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Therefore the more you know, the less you get paid. Ignorance is bliss. 👍
 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky fool is really funny. Seems like he knows more then just drama 😀 .
Wish everyone all the best in their application process, FASHION WEEK is ON, so I'll be gone a while. 😎
 
The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
The less you know, the less you forget.
The less you forget, the more you know.

Why bother studying??!! :idea:

ok, ok, so I never took logic classes...:scared:
 
The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
The less you know, the less you forget.
The less you forget, the more you know.

Why bother studying??!! :idea:

ok, ok, so I never took logic classes...:scared:

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