Tattoo

[ZpackSux]

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So I've wanted a tattoo of Pink Panther driving a John Deere..

But I guess I'll just stick with an Avatar...

Thanks Aubie 👍

 

[aubieRx]

your welcome

its pretty brazen of you to make a whole thread about it though 🙂

 

[ZpackSux]

I really think it would make a great tattoo.. 👍

 

[aubieRx]

I was watching this thing on the tattoo codes of soviet/russian prisons. some of those guys are pretty freaky. if they don't like you they will force you to get a tattoo of eyeballs on your lower back and some other stuff.

some men have their lives of crime detailed in symbolic tattoo form. murder, rape... and if you make lies with your tattoo symbols and they find out they will beat you

what would happen if you ended up in a russian prison with a tattoo of the pink panther on a good ol' boy john deere?

i shudder to think

 

[ZpackSux]

Pink Panther/John Deere Tattoo will symbolize power and glory. It will be awarded to the most honorable Russian prisoners once I beat em all up. 👍

 

[aubieRx]

you and how many U.S. marines?

 

[ZpackSux]

you and how many U.S. marines?

squadron 👍

 

[aubieRx]

 

[ZpackSux]

Add some protein

 

[aubieRx]

or instead of brute force you could employ your cunning mind

get them drunk on vodka (including the guards)

tie their shoelaces together

and spend the rest of the night impersonating stalin

 

[ZpackSux]

How about I impersonate this fella and get drunk together with the guards..

 

[aubieRx]

you know who came to speak at auburn awhile back?

gorbachev 🙄

 

[ZpackSux]

I like mikhail..he's a good guy. The guy who bent over to Reagan.. but for the future of Russia. 👍

 

[aubieRx]

dick cheney also came to speak at a graduation. you know the evil neo-con, who together with bush, is responsible for all the ills in the world today

 

[ZpackSux]

Dick and Bush.. Geo-political Visionaries.. only history will tell.. and let me write it. 👍

 

[ZpackSux]

and who would've thunk that a Pink Panther on a John Deere could stir up this kind of non-sense waste of internet bandwidth.

 

[aubieRx]

*laughs*

actually there are moments when even the republicans scare me.

all politicians are pretty scary

anyway i get to write the chapters on herstory 😡

 

[aubieRx]

and who would've thunk that a Pink Panther on a John Deere could stir up this kind of non-sense waste of internet bandwidth.

i thunk it

i thunk it way before you thunk it

 

[ZpackSux]

And everyone else who's gagging over this thread 👍

 

[aubieRx]

if you put an infinite number of zpacks in an infinite number of rooms with an infinite number of typewriters what would they do?

 

[ZpackSux]

if you put an infinite number of zpacks in an infinite number of rooms with an infinite number of typewriters what would they do?

Not a thing unless you provide infinite number of paper.

 

[aubieRx]

if you put an infinite number of zpacks in an infinite number of rooms with an infinite number of typewriters an infinite number of paper sheets and an infinite number of typewriter ribbons/ink/whatever, and an infinite number of instamatic typewriter repair kits, and an infinite supply of water and power bars and a jungle gym what would they do?

 

[ZpackSux]

if you put an infinite number of zpacks in an infinite number of rooms with an infinite number of typewriters an infinite number of paper sheets and an infinite number of typewriter ribbons/ink/whatever, and an infinite number of instamatic typewriter repair kits, and an infinite supply of water and power bars and a jungle gym what would they do?

Zpacks will emerge as Origami masters of course.

 

[aubieRx]

awwwww thats sweet

if it was me in the room id write an infinite number of complaint letters to whatever force in the universe split me to the infinite and provided me with only typewriters for entertainment

 

[ZpackSux]

Just because typewriters were provided doesn't mean u have to use it..

Some find a way to amuse themselves..and some find a way to be unhappy about it.. isn't that life?

 

[aubieRx]

ok i change my mind then. if there were an infinite number of mes i would congergate with myselfs and attempt toform a very tight dense mass that would collapse and destroy the universe

 

[ZpackSux]

ok i change my mind then. if there were an infinite number of mes i would congergate with myselfs and attempt toform a very tight dense mass that would collapse and destroy the universe

Over my dead origami robots.

 

[aubieRx]

i wouldnt really do that you know. i quite like the univesre. even though i have only see a pathetically small bit of it

and hey howcould you make them into robots . i never provided you with robotics supplies

it would be fun to play goddess to an infinite number of zpacks and watch their reactions to various things

 

[ZpackSux]

pinocchio was born from a block of wood.

 

[aubieRx]

block of wood​

divine providence​

\_____________________________________________________________________/​

|
pinnochio​

 

[bananaface]

i thunk it

i thunk it way before you thunk it

Let thunk it

 

[ZpackSux]

Let thunk it

you like? 👍

 

[lnn2]

What do women think about men with tattoo? turn on or off? I think women with a small tat in a discrete place is hot 😛

 

[Mags]

mine - on my lower back

i like tattoos
the guy i'm seeing has an octopus on his arm
yes, an octopus
but its goregous coloring
and he's very fond of sea animals
and got it when he lived in australia for a year

 

[aubieRx]

if i ever got a tattoo it would be an itty bitty teeny tiny lady bug or a cross in someplace that would be covered up 97 percent of the time

 

[lnn2]

NICE! 👍
I'm getting one but in black.