This could make a good movie: a group of studious pre-meds who come up with creative, sometimes odd and extensive, strategies to get into medical school. In the end, the joke is on them as they try so hard that their humanness and personal imperfections rise to the top and ADCOMs ultimately take the "least of the evils."
Examples:
Hot guy who tries to ask out a female ADCOM. (Response to title: asking out)
Logical guy who attempts to study each possible ADCOM extensively online before the interview to play to ADCOM's personalities. (Response to title: imply a shared obsession)
Box-checker, this one can be a female, who thinks she knows just what ADCOMs want and does her best to "play" the part. (Response to title: taken from college prep book)
Jealous type who copies documents he wish he wrote himself from all other candidates in movie so there's some interpersonal drama.
Flanders type
Unibomber type (nuff said) messy geeky dude with something extra in his bag - as the punch line or comic disaster.
(FYI - This is a list of images of pre-med "types" or stereotypes that have come up in my imagination over time and just thought I'd share. A lot of these came from SDN posts or replies.)