Beautifully written satire. Just great. I'm so pissed I didn't write this. Super funny and so damn true, too. Almost as good as this article, is the bio of the author, "Jake Ho"-
"After 10 years spent fighting the unwinnable war that is Emergency Medicine in America, an 'ER doctor' left medicine altogether and joined a Buddhist temple in Tibet, changing his name to 'Jake Ho.' He found the peaceful solitude he achieved to be the antithesis of years spent dealing with unreasonable requests and reprimands from patients, families, hospital administrators, and consultants. The vows of celibacy and silence he took are largely mitigated by the blogging and internet porn made possible thanks to the temple's excellent Wi-Fi connection."