- Joined
- May 5, 2002
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Dos Equis Presents..... The most interesting Anesthesiologist...
1) His patients wake up looking 3 years younger.
2) PACU nurses always fight over who will take his patients.
3) He once fast tracked a patient directly home after a 3 vessel CABG/ AVR.
4) He gave a lecture on Patient Safety at Dr. Atul Gawandi's 45th Birthday Party.
5) Little Babies let him put IVs into them and smile!
6) He doesn't need ultrasound or nerve Stimulators for blocks.... just a 20 ml syringe and an 22 gauge needle.
7) Nurses do a TIME IN when he enters the operating room.
8) Surgeons often call for an EBG after his anesthetics. (estimated blood gain)
9) He named his twins Morgan and Mikhail.
10) He uses his twitch monitor as a TASER when leaves the OR.
11) He finds no need for an iPOD/iphone/PANDORA in the OR, since he serenades the nurse all day long.
12) He was made Chief Resident after the first week of his CA-1 year.
13) Lee Fleisher considers his opinions evidence-based.
14) The President named him Surgeon General even though he isn't a surgeon.
15) President Obama backtracked and said he actually meant Anesthetist General and not Surgeon General after a negative poll.
16) He once defibrillated a patient in the ER using his bare hands and his inner chi.
17) He created a new class of pressors by diluting his Ephedrine with Neo-Synephrine.
18) His Simulator Patients never crash even though they are programed to.
19) Cardiologists ask him for clearance.
20) He uses his fingers as an Oral Airway.... but only in pretty ladies.
21) He once found code violations at JAHCO headquarters.
22) He rarely finds a need for Video Laryngoscopy..... But when he does.... He uses Dos Glidescopes!
STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!!!!
1) His patients wake up looking 3 years younger.
2) PACU nurses always fight over who will take his patients.
3) He once fast tracked a patient directly home after a 3 vessel CABG/ AVR.
4) He gave a lecture on Patient Safety at Dr. Atul Gawandi's 45th Birthday Party.
5) Little Babies let him put IVs into them and smile!
6) He doesn't need ultrasound or nerve Stimulators for blocks.... just a 20 ml syringe and an 22 gauge needle.
7) Nurses do a TIME IN when he enters the operating room.
8) Surgeons often call for an EBG after his anesthetics. (estimated blood gain)
9) He named his twins Morgan and Mikhail.
10) He uses his twitch monitor as a TASER when leaves the OR.
11) He finds no need for an iPOD/iphone/PANDORA in the OR, since he serenades the nurse all day long.
12) He was made Chief Resident after the first week of his CA-1 year.
13) Lee Fleisher considers his opinions evidence-based.
14) The President named him Surgeon General even though he isn't a surgeon.
15) President Obama backtracked and said he actually meant Anesthetist General and not Surgeon General after a negative poll.
16) He once defibrillated a patient in the ER using his bare hands and his inner chi.
17) He created a new class of pressors by diluting his Ephedrine with Neo-Synephrine.
18) His Simulator Patients never crash even though they are programed to.
19) Cardiologists ask him for clearance.
20) He uses his fingers as an Oral Airway.... but only in pretty ladies.
21) He once found code violations at JAHCO headquarters.
22) He rarely finds a need for Video Laryngoscopy..... But when he does.... He uses Dos Glidescopes!
STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!!!!
