The new spam filter - almost as annoying as the Twitter idea.

[WVUPharm2007]

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Members don't see this ad.

Almost - and only because that was the dumbest idea in the history of SDN.

 

[owlegrad]

Almost - and only because that was the dumbest idea in the history of SDN.

I don't like what having a job has done to you. You need to post on here more often.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

It cuts back on spam and saves staff time.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

After thinking about this for 5 minutes, I've decided that I will transition this new spam filter thing into the "great idea" column if you make one of the "professor spam-a-lot" dude's talkie bubbles say "I've decided that WVUPharm2007 is now the sole admin and ruling emperor of SDN."

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Hook that up.

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It's also dawned on me that this might be some weird, avant guard April Fool's thing that isn't really a prank, funny, or even lame. Like if Andy Kaufman had the same sense of humor as that asshat who makes Family Guy (that being "repetitive, pathetic, and derivative.)

Of course, April Fools jokes are played out, anyway. I roll my eyes at all of them.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

It cuts back on spam and saves staff time.

We'll see about that.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

pfft.

Some filter.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

We'll see about that.

It's already been tested. That's why it was implemented site-wide.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

It's already been tested. That's why it was implemented site-wide.

Well.

Mike - 1. Fancy, super tested out filter - 0.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Stop deleting my spam because it makes your filter look bad.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

What are you talking about?

 

[WVUPharm2007]

What are you talking about?

Your parlor tricks do not fool me.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

I don't know what you're talking about. But your posts wouldn't necessarily trigger the spam filter because you're an established user with a high post count. That's one of the criteria it uses when reviewing new posts.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Lies.

But your posts wouldn't necessarily trigger the spam filter because you're an established user with a high post count. That's one of the criteria it uses when reviewing new posts.

So before I unleash my spambot, I just need to make a few posts.

Excellent.

Tell me more about these loopholes.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

Spam bot? You need better hobbies.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

I'll tell you what I love.

A container of Mike's hilljack coffee*.

Why a container? Because at Mike's hilljack coffee, we are hilljacks. And we throw the coffee* into whatever we have laying around and then just assign a price to it.

Gallon milk jug - $18.88
Empty viagra bottle - $1.99
Cleaned out (98% cleaned, guaranteed), old bottle of Quaker State 10w30 (5w20 extra) - $7.55 for the liter.

You've tried the best. Now try the hastily thrown together, juryrigged hilljack goodness and 100% non-Columbian coffee found in Mike's Hilljack coffee..*

* Coffee may be other substances that aren't coffee

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Mike -2. Spambot - 0.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

I already explained why that wouldn't trigger the filter.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

I already explained why that wouldn't trigger the filter.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you. The sound of me defeating your super-special spam filter in a glorious manner is too loud.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

I'm sorry, I can't hear you. The sound of me defeating your super-special spam filter in a glorious manner is too loud.

Whatever you want to think.

 

[All4MyDaughter]

If I really cared I'd just ban you manually as a spammer.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Whatever you want to think.

(Picture of Mike in front of computer screen while this thread is open)

WHAT?!?! YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH PINK?!?! YEAH, I THINK SHE'S HOT, TOO! HOLD ON, I'LL TRY TO TURN DOWN THE UNBRIDLED GLORY OF MY DEFEAT OVER YOUR SPAM FILTER. I'M NOT 100% SURE HOW THIS WORKS.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

if i really cared i'd just ban you manually as a spammer.

You don't think it will go out of style gradually like mc hammer!?!?! I concur!!!

 

[rxlea]

this whole thread is spam