I'm on consults. Today we got consulted for a guy for altered mental status, who was found confused and wandering around the basement of the hospital.
Then they said, "oh wait, they're taking him to the OR now, you might want to wait and see him tomorrow."
The OR? Why's he going to the OR?
"Oh his CT showed a subdural hematoma, so they're taking him down to do some burr holes."
Hm, ya think maybe the subdural hematoma has something to do with his altered mental status?
"Maybe, but the computer shows he has a history of depression, so we'd like psych to see him."
Argh! 🙄