The ultimate specimen

[yaah]

25 pounds.

35 x 30 x 18 cm.

The kicker? It's a scrotum. Sorry. no pics.


BTW, operative dx is Lymphedema.

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[JaneDough]

25 pounds.

35 x 30 x 18 cm.

The kicker? It's a scrotum. Sorry. no pics.


BTW, operative dx is Lymphedema.

Holy lord! Did he walk into the hospital with a wheelbarrow?

 

[deschutes]

Holy lord! Did he walk into the hospital with a wheelbarrow?

Did he weigh 500lbs that he did not notice this for the last however-long-it-took-to-develop?

 

[yaah]

Did he weigh 500lbs that he did not notice this for the last however-long-it-took-to-develop?

He noticed it. Chief complaint: Cannot urinate while standing up, and cannot get his penis out for sexual activity.

And yes. 500 pounds.

 

[cytoborg]

25 pounds.

35 x 30 x 18 cm.

The kicker? It's a scrotum. Sorry. no pics.


BTW, operative dx is Lymphedema.

Bah. I had an ovarian specimen bigger than that last week. (Serial sectioning revealed projectile pus. Mm-mm.)

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Yeah yaah, your balls are no match for my ovaries. Wait...oh **** that came out wrong. Seriosly though, the week I was grossing in the Gyn Big specimens, I swear it was like fibroid and serous papillary cystadenocarcinoma clinic!

 

[yaah]

Bah. I had an ovarian specimen bigger than that last week. (Serial sectioning revealed projectile pus. Mm-mm.)

Indeed. But my friend, this was a scrotum.

 

[MadSci]

Indeed. But my friend, this was a scrotum.

You have to have a big balls to gross such a specimen...ha ha ha ha ha....

 

[deschutes]

He noticed it. Chief complaint: Cannot urinate while standing up, and cannot get his penis out for sexual activity.

Was this in the EMR and you pulled it up yourself, or was it something the surgery resident trotted over specifically to tell you?

And yes. 500 pounds.

Woohoo! deschutes rocks!