The "What are my Chances" Thread

[Chode]

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I'm a recovering Heroin addict with end stage AIDS. Science GPA 3.6--What are my chances?

Hi. I did time in the federal pen for drug sales ( non-licensed pharmaceuticals if you get my drift). While inside, I led a prison riot as a member of the White Knights. I got a BS in poly science before I made parole. My MCAT is 29. What are my chances?
PS : I found Jesus in Prison. Can I still apply to Einstein?

I'm a 28 year of mother of 7. All different fathers. The last baby's father ( well I think, I was pretty drunk at the party ) worked in a hospital. What are my chances?

I'm a chiropractor. I want to continue my practice while I am in medical school. After all, anatomy in Chiro school was better anyway. What are my chances?


Hi. I was president of my frat ( Sig eps. GOOOOOOOOOO sig eps. WHOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! )
anyway, I partied a little too much the first few years. My cumulative GPA is 1.6 BUT I have a science GPA of 2.1 since I took botany and limnology last year and got a B and C. I don't want to take the MCAT. What are my chances?

I'm 1/8 Cherokee Indian. Never went to college.
What are my chances?



any other losers wanna post thier sad sad tales and ask the eternal question?

 

[PittMD911]

hey, i'm a bitter, pissed off little man who can't seem to gain maturity beyond that of a 10 year old. What are my chances?

 

[JM.]

And you guys have only been on SDN for a few months, lol. It gets worse. About once a month there will be a huge troll war. Pre-allo will erupt into some useless debate. Silvereyes will return. Hehe.

 

[PittMD911]

bring it, i need somewhere to vent my frustrations

 

[Chode]

Hi, I got a C in calculus because I spend 23 hours a day in the pre-allo forum, and looking at internet porn 😛 . OK OK OK. I spend 1 hour a day on SDN. The rest at porn so sue me. I went to Pitt. What are my chances?

 

[Columbia22]

hi. im a butt pirate with a penchant for biting pillows. The little spare time that is spent on starting useless threads like this. What are my chances?

And by chances, I mean my chances at gaining a certificate in health services administration.

 

[JM.]

Originally posted by Columbia22
hi. im a butt pirate with a penchant for biting pillows. The little spare time that is spent on starting useless threads like this. What are my chances?

And by chances, I mean my chances at gaining a certificate in health services administration.

Sorry - not funny.

 

[Chode]

Originally posted by Columbia22
hi. im a butt pirate with a penchant for biting pillows. The little spare time that is spent on starting useless threads

I see what you mean

http://www.studentdoctor.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=778732#post778732
How many DOs does it take to change a lightbulb????
Two--one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at an MD school the lightbulb wouldn't go out


My heart goes out to the pillows of the world

 

[kito]

Originally posted by jmwalker
Silvereyes will return. Hehe.

Haven't heard from her in a couple of weeks.

 

[JM.]

Originally posted by ankitovich
Haven't heard from her in a couple of weeks.

Due for one then. Of course it is summer time.

 

[quideam]

Hi, I have a 4.0 GPA and a 38 on my MCAT, but I really, really, want to get into my state school, so do you think I should re-take the MCAT? Oh, and I only have 3 years of research experience with just two publications - should I take a year off to do more research and be more competitive?

Btw, I'm african american, but that won't matter, right?!

😀

 

[exmike]

What are the chances I'll kick all of your asses for being lame.

😀

 

[JM.]

Originally posted by exmike
What are the chances I'll kick all of your asses for being lame.

😀

Slim to none - lame-o. hehe.

 

[XENON-RAMZ]

i think its a time to feel good whenever u see someone with high stats lose the position for someone with lower stats. lab rats, book worms and others r just not the type we want as doctors!!

 

[Chode]

I pad posts all day on SDN. My post count is 2000 but my actual useful post count is almost triple digits. 23.4% of my posts ask the question " what are my chances". Last month I was a runner up in round one of "man of the month"
What are my chances?

 

[DD214_DOC]

I took an elective course, "Medical Ethics", and failed it. Would this look bad? what are my chances?

(I know a premed who actually did failed this course)

 

[moops]

2'' dik..

🙁

what r my chances?