the zombie apocolypse...obamas plan?

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In the tradition of speculating on the most outlandish proposals in which many graphs and huge amounts of cut and paste work will, be done all to support a predetermined conclusion here is the question. Is the coming Zombie apocalypse a plot by the president? The zombies by their nature would be completely dependent and would vote reliably for who they were told. To support this contention ask these questions
1. Why won't the government seriously talk about this threat? What are they hiding. Attacks of flesh eaters have skyrocketed but no govt response....coincidence?
2. Now here is the most important question, How will this effect doctors salaries? I suspect with a huge influx of undead consuming the elderly medicare and social security would soon become solvent again, the down side would be a huge decrease in the number of procedures, this would depress salaries for anesthesiologists. This would play right into the socialist..er democratic plans of flattening wages for physicians.

Don't you see the connection.. we must stop the threat now, Donate to your PAC.
 
In the tradition of speculating on the most outlandish proposals in which many graphs and huge amounts of cut and paste work will, be done all to support a predetermined conclusion here is the question. Is the coming Zombie apocalypse a plot by the president? The zombies by their nature would be completely dependent and would vote reliably for who they were told. To support this contention ask these questions
1. Why won't the government seriously talk about this threat? What are they hiding. Attacks of flesh eaters have skyrocketed but no govt response....coincidence?
2. Now here is the most important question, How will this effect doctors salaries? I suspect with a huge influx of undead consuming the elderly medicare and social security would soon become solvent again, the down side would be a huge decrease in the number of procedures, this would depress salaries for anesthesiologists. This would play right into the socialist..er democratic plans of flattening wages for physicians.

Don't you see the connection.. we must stop the threat now, Donate to your PAC.

No need to worry. Obama is almost out the door ....President Romney is going to right the ship and the stock market will soar to all time highs. Leave the AR15 in the closet and break out the Champagne on November 06. 😀
 
No need to worry. Obama is almost out the door ....President Romney is going to right the ship and the stock market will soar to all time highs. Leave the AR15 in the closet and break out the Champagne on November 06. 😀

Are you sure? I think Obama's chances of winning are still quite good.
 
Are you sure? I think Obama's chances of winning are still quite good.

Let's just hope that Biden is feeling like his usual old self tonight and sticks his foot in his mouth. And let's hope Ryan brings the crazy down a notch so that Romney can ride the wave while it lasts.
 
President Romney is going to right the ship

Wait, we were talking about the animated dead eating the flesh of the living. Let's not strain the credibility of this thread! 😉


and the stock market will soar to all time highs.

Romney would probably not get in the way of the Fed keeping interest rates near 0% or continuing QE, so new stock market highs are definitely plausible.
 
No need to worry. Obama is almost out the door ....President Romney is going to right the ship and the stock market will soar to all time highs. Leave the AR15 in the closet and break out the Champagne on November 06. 😀


I actually looked this fact up. Doesn't the stock market do better under a democrat than a republican?
 
The zombie apocalypse will be a staged red flag event.
 
I actually looked this fact up. Doesn't the stock market do better under a democrat than a republican?

If Romney wins the market will rally a 1,000 points. Optimism will be high and those with money will want to invest, hire and resume the Capitalistic way. I fully expect the Romney "high" will wear off in January as reality sets in but those last 50 days of 2012 will be spectacular.
 
The "romney high" is clearly not the only one exhibited.
 
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