This is a joke!!!!

[MusicianPharmD]

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No joke, dude, this is literally a joke!
I see too much tension around the threads! Let's relax!

What's your best joke?

Here is some related to the forum:

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man's face.

"What did you do that for?" the man asks.
"Well, you don't have the hiccups anymore, do you?"
The man says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does!"

🤣🤣

 

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Rich man says to the poor man. “It's my wife birthday, I get my wife a brand new Mercedes and a huge diamond ring”
Poor man: "Why do you do that for?"
Rich man “If my wife doesn’t like the ring she can bring it back and still be happy driving a Mercedes home”.
Poor man “I got my wife a slipper and a dildo”
Rich man: "Why?"
Poor man: “If my wife doesn’t like the slipper, she can go fu3k herself”

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One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, "If you do what we say, we won’t kill you". So the 3 people followed the orders from the cannibals. The cannibals said, "Go into the forest and pick 10 pieces of the first kind of fruit you see".

So the first person came back out of the forest with 10 apples. The cannibals said, "Stick the apples up in your ass without making a facial expression". The person then frowned in pain after the second apple, so the cannibals killed him. The second person came back out of the forest with 10 cherries. The cannibals said, "Put the cherries up your ass without making a facial expression". The person then started laughing on the tenth cherry, so they killed him.

In heaven, the person with apples asked the person with cherries "Why did you start laughing at the tenth cherry? You were almost there". The person replied, "I saw the third person come out with pineapples."

 

[Dalteparin]

A guy walks into a bookstore owned by a Mexican and asks if they have a copy of Donald Trump's book on immigration.

The owner says, "F--- you, get out and stay out!"

The customer says, "Yeah, that's the one! Do you have it in paperback?"


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[owlegrad]

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over the $20/pill price.
His wife, who was with him, had a different opinion: "Oh, $80 a year isn't too bad."