This is my routine for an interview. What do you think?

[sizillyd]

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Ok, this is my routine for my interview. Tell me if you think I could get in with this.

Ok, so I walk in and shake the doctor's hand and I have one of those buzzer things on my hand and I shock him and say "whoa, that was shocking"! Then I squirt him or her in the face with the fake flower I will have on my lapel and laugh uncontrollably. Then I will sit down, of course I will have a whoopie cushion in my pocket, and I will fart and then say "whoops, I guess I'm just really excited for this interview". Then I start to pull out handkerchiefs that are all tied together out of my sleeve and said "I'm willing to go the DISTANCE for this school"! Then of course I sit down and actually do the interview. Of course I'm just kidding, but seriously what do you think the interviewer would do? What are the chances of me getting an interviewer with a good sense of humor?

 

[YouNeverKnow22]

it's all about being professional but showcasing personality at the same time.

 

[KG216]

I'd say the odds of getting an interviewer who would disapprove would be much higher, but that seriously would be funny to me . You would stick out in my mind in a good way if you were able to give an amazing interview after the ice breaker. Maybe to others they would be offended or disgusted that someone would do such a thing during such an important event, but everyone is different.🙂 Good luck with your interviews later!

 

[BlueElmo]

😆 at the original post.

 

[movax]

If your interviewer is a Patch Adams fan, then you are set.

 

[LAman10]

Ok, this is my routine for my interview. Tell me if you think I could get in with this.

Ok, so I walk in and shake the doctor's hand and I have one of those buzzer things on my hand and I shock him and say "whoa, that was shocking"! Then I squirt him or her in the face with the fake flower I will have on my lapel and laugh uncontrollably. Then I will sit down, of course I will have a whoopie cushion in my pocket, and I will fart and then say "whoops, I guess I'm just really excited for this interview". Then I start to pull out handkerchiefs that are all tied together out of my sleeve and said "I'm willing to go the DISTANCE for this school"! Then of course I sit down and actually do the interview. Of course I'm just kidding, but seriously what do you think the interviewer would do? What are the chances of me getting an interviewer with a good sense of humor?

minus the shocking and the squirting flower (because those could give your interviewer a heart attack) I think that's a solid plan... and keep your punchlines too!

 

[Brent8927]

minus the shocking and the squirting flower (because those could give your interviewer a heart attack) I think that's a solid plan... and keep your punchlines too!

But think of the bonus points you'd get when you resuscitate your interviewer...

 

[STXGregor]

I'd admit u, but ask me again when I'm 60 and hate 20 somethings. Jk, my interviewers were actually some pretty cool guys and gals.

 

[Lukkie]

should be enough for DO schools

 

[Sephael]

 

[p30doc]

well if you are interviewing for clown college i'd say you are a shoe-in

 

[Hyperstudyosis]

If your interviewer is a Patch Adams fan, then you are set.

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