To the idiot(s) that say Kaplan Q bank is not worth it (step 1) and is easier than UWORLD

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Please, son. I took those tests after totaling my Ferrari in a remote area while driving to the test center. Thanks to a mixture of adrenaline and the Sprite bottle of sizzurp I drank beforehand, I was able to muster the strength to tear off a piece of my Ferrari and hobble forward toward the testing center. Fortunately, a friendly passerby offered me a ride to the hospital. I said, "No thanks, 'tis only a flesh wound. Take me to The Testing Center" as I caught him glancing at my compound tibial-fibular fracture. He dropped me off at the test center and wished me good luck, and I tipped him $1000 for his assistance. Despite being an hour late, with my charisma and 8/10 aesthetics (only dropped 2 points from the facial trauma), I was able to charm the pants off everyone at the testing center. They wanted to send me to the ER, but I told them to please spare me the theatrics. My mind was on my MCAT, my MCAT on my mind. With some difficulty, I managed to finish an hour early. I'll be attending Tomorrowland the week of Step 1 as well, but for free because Krewella and I are tight despite how much fun I make of their music. I'm also best friends with Sven Väth.

P.S. that red mark on my face is a remant of the accident.

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35 MCAT, 1540 SAT I (780M, 760 V)

Not quite as good as some of you dudes, but good enough for me
 
CherryRedDracul said:
Please, son. I took those tests after totaling my Ferrari in a remote area while driving to the test center. Thanks to a mixture of adrenaline and the Sprite bottle of sizzurp I drank beforehand, I was able to muster the strength to tear off a piece of my Ferrari and hobble forward toward the testing center. Fortunately, a friendly passerby offered me a ride to the hospital. I said, "No thanks, 'tis only a flesh wound. Take me to The Testing Center" as I caught him glancing at my compound tibial-fibular fracture. He dropped me off at the test center and wished me good luck, and I tipped him $1000 for his assistance. Despite being an hour late, with my charisma and 8/10 aesthetics (only dropped 2 points from the facial trauma), I was able to charm the pants off everyone at the testing center. They wanted to send me to the ER, but I told them to please spare me the theatrics. My mind was on my MCAT, my MCAT on my mind. With some difficulty, I managed to finish an hour early. I'll be attending Tomorrowland the week of Step 1 as well, but for free because Krewella and I are tight despite how much fun I make of their music. I'm also best friends with Sven Väth.

P.S. that red mark on my face is a remant of the accident.

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CherryRedDracul said:
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On SDN it is incredibly douchy to post your stats unless you are:
- in a what are my chances thread
- specifically asked what your scores were
- on an MCAT/Step I/II/III thread


Humble brag and the outright brag are pathetic.
 
Brain Bucket said:
It wasn't meant to be, but apparently it's cool to hide your accomplishments because people get butthurt. I can see how it's crass, but the point being made originally was that most people don't just forget their scores and wasn't a brag since 37 isn't even in the 99th percentile. So, here goes:

In 2007, at the age of 12, I had finally finished approving the design and specs of the iPhone after Jobs' constant nagging, when I received a phone call from the Hague begging me to talk North Korea into shutting down their Nuclear Program. So, while I was giving Jong-il an earful, Mother said that NASA was on the other line sounding frantic, as New Horizons had veered from its course and was about to crash into Jupiter. After a little mental math I was able to get it safely back on course to Pluto while simultaneously having Jong-il thank me for giving him the opportunity to be of help. Soon after, I had to strong-arm Fradov into quitting bullying Latvia despite pressure from Putin.

Events between March and August are matters of National Security. All I can say is that villages were saved, competitions won, honors earned, womens' virtue preserved (only to be subsequently offered).

Fast-forward to August: Pavarotti had asked to accompany me one time before he passed, so I went to his Villa and granted him his dying wish. While we were chilling after, his mistress said that there were two tall fellows outside asking to see me. Jensen and Hubner were all in a lather because nobody wanted to play the double main stage on friday. So I made a call and the spots for Friday and Saturday were completely booked within seconds. At this point, it wouldn't do but to actually attend the festival and graciously accept the gratitude of legions of fans. After doing every hard drug known to man (and some that are not) my iPhone 3G reminded me that it was time to take the SATs.

As the chopper landed atop at the testing center, I noticed that the proctor was a smokin' hot blonde. She offered to postpone the test while *ahem* things were taken care of, but I felt terrible for the other examinees whose nerves were already frayed upon realizing that I was just about to shatter their dreams of higher education by completely wrecking the curve. Seeing their despondent faces , I skipped the Maths and Verbal sections entirely, but decided to write the essay - while fully erect. Besides, a gentleman does not make a lady wait. I received a phone call from the College Board within minutes saying that I had earned a perfect 1600 based upon my essay alone, but I talked them down to a 1520. Sweet, sweet love was made during and thereafter. On the way home I stopped by to pick up a packet of condoms by myself as I'd run out:

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tl;dr : Don't get me started on the year I took the MCAT

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Instatewaiter said:
On SDN it is incredibly douchy to post your stats unless you are:
- in a what are my chances thread
- specifically asked what your scores were
- on an MCAT/Step I/II/III thread


Humble brag and the outright brag are pathetic.
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lol SDN is srs business

(Hint: we're playing around. Chill out, brah.)
 
Instatewaiter said:
On SDN it is incredibly douchy to post your stats unless you are:
- in a what are my chances thread
- specifically asked what your scores were
- on an MCAT/Step I/II/III thread


Humble brag and the outright brag are pathetic.
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Dude. Welcome to the internet. They're kidding.

As to OP - If you used proper english I'd consider taking your point somewhat more seriously. But.... no thanks.
 
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