Top 8 things to do when you get your MD

[theVster]

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The sad part about this is that I own a Starfleet Medical uniform, a communicator, and lots of other Star Trek stuff and I want to go into aerospace medicine.

As long as you don't own a bat'leth and try to rob a liquor store, you'll be okay.

(yes, this actually happened)

 

[familyaerospace]

As long as you don't own a bat'leth and try to rob a liquor store, you'll be okay.

(yes, this actually happened)

Knowing me, I would be more likely to rob a bookstore! My birthday is coming up in two weeks... hmmmm.... maybe I should ask for a bat'leth. The Klingon-like person with whom I live doesn't own one.

 

[Omni]

Couldn't you have made it "top 1 thing to do after getting MD" ??

Anyways, the top 1 thing I'd do is pay a kid a dollar in an airplane to yell out "OMG! Is there a doctor!"
I will then stand up with my hands at my waste and exclaim out loud "I'm a doctor! What's wrong?"
The kid will then say "My grandpa is not breathing!"
To which I will heroically respond, "Oh, sorry kid. I have a pHD in math. Yeah...he's probably dead."

 

[FlowRate]

In chronological order:
1. Visit family
2. Go on short vacation
3. Go to internship
4. Lease a B-segment car
....5. Hate life for 4 years.
6. Get a real job
7. Pay off loans
8. Get a sweet car
9. Get a sweet pad
10. Get a sweet woman
10.b. Have sweet kids

 

[werd]

... begin a 1-year fellowship specializing in "evil medicine," obtain a license to hire henchmen for evil medical purposes, then... world domination.

 

[jrou111]

For those pursuing evil medicine, have you considered joining the Evil League of Evil? (Henchmen need not apply, consult your union)

 

[Hirudo]

I'd probably get eyeglasses again so I can whip them off dramatically and tell the patient their diagnosis.

 

[Depakote]

For those pursuing evil medicine, have you considered joining the Evil League of Evil? (Henchmen need not apply, consult your union)

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[n3xa]

haha,

as a woman, I would like to add: saying that #5 is detrimental to one's health.

I am a woman and I disagree with your post completely. 😛

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[rafflecopter]

I am a woman and I disagree with your post completely. 😛

😍

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[Algophiliac]

Get more abbreviations. Then you can say:

"Hi. I'm John Doe (slight pause) MD (slight pause) PhD (slight pause) MPH (slight pause) MBA."

And at that point, you can just start throwing in random ones you made up yourself if you want to.

For example, take this guy: http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~jadvar/

If he just added a PIMP and a DAWG after his already impressive list, who'd notice?

Holy $#!+, that's his RESUME??? 😱

 

[startswithb]

Holy $#!+, that's his RESUME??? 😱

Hmm I liked how he included "Dean's List" from his undergrad and honors in his med school clerkships. Oh, and joined every possible "Who's Who" which I'm pretty sure you have to pay money for.

 

[theWUbear]

1. Get MD Plates
2. Speed at will
3. ?????
4. Profit

 

[Lokhtar]

get more abbreviations. Then you can say:

"hi. I'm john doe (slight pause) md (slight pause) phd (slight pause) mph (slight pause) mba."

and at that point, you can just start throwing in random ones you made up yourself if you want to.

For example, take this guy: http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~jadvar/

if he just added a pimp and a dawg after his already impressive list, who'd notice?

lol wtf?

 

[Lokhtar]

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Haha, so awesome!

 

[VikingLegacy]

baleeted

 

[wristbandMD]

Change my last name...

Possible name changes when I become Dr. ________.

-Love
-Strange
-Pepper
-Evil
-Dew
-Who
-Seuss
-Savage
-Doctor
-Payne
-Law

 

[The Poet Sings]

Holy $#!+, that's his RESUME??? 😱

the dude even has a podcast. geez. when does he find the time to sleep?!?

 

[Dianyla]

If he just added a PIMP and a DAWG after his already impressive list, who'd notice?

Tons of people at my office sign their name with ",PMP" afterwards. It's some kind of project management certification, but it always makes me laugh.

 

[getright]

That guy's resume is freaking unreal.

 

[IvyHopeful20]

Haha, well 1) he's paying for Who's Who? 2) Why is he listing undergrad Dean's list and med school honors? 😛

 

[Mithril]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sHSprCaDNE[/YOUTUBE]

 

[eablackwell]

LoL, what show is that from?

--Nevermind, stepbrothers extras. That movie rocked 🙂

 

[erikreinertsen]

I would surmise the very first you do is wallow in debt for a decade