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Twas the night before Christmas, surfing S-D-N
When I encountered a post, not this again!
The question was, Will I get in with this grade?,
A question that surely will provoke a tirade.
The mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of postings danced in their heads.
Another post about Kaplan, dont be myopic,
Use the search feature for more on that topic.
Retaking D-A-Ts among the board chatter,
With your first scores do you think it will matter?
Pitt or Loma Linda?, Harvard or UConn?
Didnt you look round during trips you went on?
I got a rejection from Case and from Tufts
Dont worry Im sure there will be more rebuffs.
Colorado didnt call, nor did Nova!
Do not panic yet, it may not be over.
How can I improve finger dexterity?,
asking here is no peculiarity.
Try picking your nose, try knitting, try guitar.
Its the first of which I am best at by far.
"Anyone heard from Meharry or UK?
If I do I will tell you, without delay.
Who will be attending USC this fall?
It will not be me, I did not get a call.
Prerequisite classes, Do I need O-Chem?
Two whole semesters, does that fry your brain stem?
Please dont forget, Physics and Biology
And it couldnt hurt to add Histology.
What to do if I dont get in this year?
I suggest you start with a full case of beer.
When you sober, try to raise your D-A-T,
To help you study, some Starbucks coffee.
D-D-S and D-M-D, difference please?
Are there any threads more annoying than these?
More than those threads, the only topic I see,
are questions regarding dental salary.
The top ten dental schools, which ones are the best?
Im going to UofL, dont care bout the rest!
They dont rank the schools, so I guess you wont know,
the ones that are good, and the ones that blow.
When I encountered a post, not this again!
The question was, Will I get in with this grade?,
A question that surely will provoke a tirade.
The mods were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of postings danced in their heads.
Another post about Kaplan, dont be myopic,
Use the search feature for more on that topic.
Retaking D-A-Ts among the board chatter,
With your first scores do you think it will matter?
Pitt or Loma Linda?, Harvard or UConn?
Didnt you look round during trips you went on?
I got a rejection from Case and from Tufts
Dont worry Im sure there will be more rebuffs.
Colorado didnt call, nor did Nova!
Do not panic yet, it may not be over.
How can I improve finger dexterity?,
asking here is no peculiarity.
Try picking your nose, try knitting, try guitar.
Its the first of which I am best at by far.
"Anyone heard from Meharry or UK?
If I do I will tell you, without delay.
Who will be attending USC this fall?
It will not be me, I did not get a call.
Prerequisite classes, Do I need O-Chem?
Two whole semesters, does that fry your brain stem?
Please dont forget, Physics and Biology
And it couldnt hurt to add Histology.
What to do if I dont get in this year?
I suggest you start with a full case of beer.
When you sober, try to raise your D-A-T,
To help you study, some Starbucks coffee.
D-D-S and D-M-D, difference please?
Are there any threads more annoying than these?
More than those threads, the only topic I see,
are questions regarding dental salary.
The top ten dental schools, which ones are the best?
Im going to UofL, dont care bout the rest!
They dont rank the schools, so I guess you wont know,
the ones that are good, and the ones that blow.
