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For whatever reason we've been having too many stupid adults stroll into the peds ED, so one of the residents found this statement. Hopefully it hasn't made it around here yet...
"The FBI has issued an all points bulletin for the apprehension of 'tow dudes,' ak.ak. 'some dudes,' 'two huge dudes,' 'a whole bunch of dudes.' They are responsible for approximately one million assaults in the past two days in every town in America.
Their modus operandi is as follows. They wait for the victim to consume 'two beers' or 'two shots of liquor' and then they, for no apparent reason, beat the living crap out of him. Inevitably the victim is assaulted whilst in the midst of 'minding his own business' or while 'on his way to church.'
They are also under suspicion as accessories to multiple counts of attempted vehicular homicide with the following modus operandi. The 'two dudes' mentioned above will buy 'two beers' for a hapless female victim and then run her off the road as she drives home.
A large reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest of 'two dudes.' They are considered armed and dangerous. Multiple descriptions of the perpetrators have been given but the descriptions are so inconsistent that police suspect they are also masters of disguise. Extreme caution is advised if ever approaching 'two dudes.' "
"The FBI has issued an all points bulletin for the apprehension of 'tow dudes,' ak.ak. 'some dudes,' 'two huge dudes,' 'a whole bunch of dudes.' They are responsible for approximately one million assaults in the past two days in every town in America.
Their modus operandi is as follows. They wait for the victim to consume 'two beers' or 'two shots of liquor' and then they, for no apparent reason, beat the living crap out of him. Inevitably the victim is assaulted whilst in the midst of 'minding his own business' or while 'on his way to church.'
They are also under suspicion as accessories to multiple counts of attempted vehicular homicide with the following modus operandi. The 'two dudes' mentioned above will buy 'two beers' for a hapless female victim and then run her off the road as she drives home.
A large reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest of 'two dudes.' They are considered armed and dangerous. Multiple descriptions of the perpetrators have been given but the descriptions are so inconsistent that police suspect they are also masters of disguise. Extreme caution is advised if ever approaching 'two dudes.' "
