I’ll bite. PGY2 call day in a well-respected medium sized residency program.
Arrived at 6 AM, briefly glanced through charts of new patients for the day. Head to chart review conference. Stock charts by machine for review by attendings. Escort our frail 70-year-old tending to ED for presyncopal episode. Return to the department. Get paged by on call attending about why I had the inpatient prisoner with brain and spine mets brought down for simulation, without getting his final approval. Remember that I cleared with the neurosurgery team that we can remove his Aspen collar for simulation, but forgot to tell the attending. Absorb the below from attending to the sim staff so they will still work in my inpatient consults. Hop in car and drive 10 miles to satellite facility. Moment I arrive at satellite facility, pager starts going off with inpatient consults from main campus and associated VA. See 30 follow ups, 6 under treats, and two new patients at satellite facility. Eat Chick-fil-A chicken nuggets brought by my attending‘s wife. Listen to awkward conversation between attending and his wife about how they don’t have sex anymore. Head back to main campus, see all inpatient consults, including VA which we are technically not allowed to staff. It is now approximately 7 PM. Begin contours on all the sims for today. 9 PM, have finished Spine SRS and two brain met SRS cases. Knock out a quick high risk prostate. Open email inbox and quickly say “**** that‘“. Read girlfriend’s text that she has brought Eugene’s spicy fried chicken home from the food truck. get hungry. Knock out quick locally advanced long contour. Drive home, find fried chicken on counter, girlfriend is asleep and mad that we didn’t get to hang out. Eat chicken, drink Lagavulin 16, and watch South Park until midnight. Plan to repeat next day.