University of Oklahoma -- everyone welcome -- Part 4

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You guys remember the dermatome picture from embryo with the diagram of the man on all fours? I burst out laughing in the middle of the lecture when they showed this and could NOT STOP. For about five minutes, I was snorting and laughing manically underneath my hands. Once I finally calmed down, my buddy next to me who thought it was hilarious, pulled the pic back up on his lap top... I would consider this my most embarassing med school moment.

I remember that. I was one row behind you and you made me crack up too. I think we also deemed that pic "the test block postion"...as in please assume the test block position. 😱

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Any more compliments like that and Santa just might bring him a copy of this to leave under the ole Christmas tree.
Just goes to prove that admissions standards are so liberal these days that they're even letting people in who learned their manners in a trailer park.
What the hell is that?
OSCE = Objective Structured Clinical Exam. I guess the "structured observer" is either the standardized patient who is watching your every move... or the faculty member who is reviewing the videotape. Hey, DocBagel, were they ragging your OSCE group about NOT fast-forwarding through ANY of the videotape? L.D. and her helpers were getting very indignant (and snotty) about it. L.D. came over to me with her hands on her hips and I finally said, "Look... I'm not in the room yet in this part of the tape. I'm not spending my time watching her pick her nose." Actually, they got so aggressive about it, that's about the closest I've ever come to telling a member of the College of Medicine administrative staff to go pound sand in her *ss.
PreMedMommy - was that your mod that got busted with the EtOH? :nono: Classic Newbie Mistake #7 - forgetting to take out your own trash
Silly kids. If you were old enough to remember when liquor was illegal for everyone in Oklahoma, you'd know more tricks. I used to keep my contraband substance in a Kerr jar (do you even know what that is?) marked with a label of "distilled water" - and I kept it next to my iron in the closet of my dorm room. Now, distilled it was... water it was not. 😛
It's nice to know that, even though you newbies have those lovely refurbished mods, some traditions die hard. We had frozen Margaritas in our mod at Christmas time, I believe. But we sure as h*ll weren't dumb enough to leave any evidence behind. We were the "studious" mod.
 
You guys remember the dermatome picture from embryo with the diagram of the man on all fours? I burst out laughing in the middle of the lecture when they showed this and could NOT STOP. For about five minutes, I was snorting and laughing manically underneath my hands. Once I finally calmed down, my buddy next to me who thought it was hilarious, pulled the pic back up on his lap top... I would consider this my most embarassing med school moment.

The CC lecturer was talking about contrast and how "we'll give it to you in any hole you've got...we'll even make you swallow it". He mentioned the hole comment a couple times so seriously and emphaticially that by the time he got around to talking about making you swallow, I just couldn't fight it off anymore. I'm losing count of all the giggle-inspiring moments med school has brought me, which is good because I'm losing count of the moments of insanity it has brought me, too.

Silly kids. If you were old enough to remember when liquor was illegal for everyone in Oklahoma, you'd know more tricks. I used to keep my contraband substance in a Kerr jar (do you even know what that is?) marked with a label of "distilled water" - and I kept it next to my iron in the closet of my dorm room. Now, distilled it was... water it was not. 😛

It's nice to know that, even though you newbies have those lovely refurbished mods, some traditions die hard. We had frozen Margaritas in our mod at Christmas time, I believe. But we sure as h*ll weren't dumb enough to leave any evidence behind. We were the "studious" mod.

Kerr jars? We call those glasses over on the poor side of the river. Drink your sun tea from any other kind of glass and it just tastes funny.
 
Shameless plug for my wife's project...

Aww that's super cute 🙂. Although I am thrown by the high school boy's enthusiasm for gardening. You don't see that every day.
 
Kerr jars? We call those glasses over on the poor side of the river. Drink your sun tea from any other kind of glass and it just tastes funny.

LOL, this is exactly what I was thinking.
 
:laugh: I love how every other word in Ihnat's syllabus is in bold, underlined, and/or capitalized. Way to help us sort through what is most important. 🙄
 
i'm already too vicariously embarrassed for him to be able to watch it.
 
Self diagnosis of this block: SLE (although I had already considered this in my self-DDx before)

I certainly have the hypochondriac manifestations to match up with it. 😉 🙄

I will continue my rant of abbreviations.... all the freaking gene transcripts and protein components of HIV - gag, pol, env, MA aka p17, TM aka gp41, SU aka gp120. Seriously? :bang:
 
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Self diagnosis of this block: SLE (although I had already considered this in my self-DDx before)

I certainly have the hypochondriac manifestations to match up with it. 😉 🙄

I will continue my rant of abbreviations.... all the freaking gene transcripts and protein components of HIV - gag, pol, env, MA aka p17, TM aka gp41, SU aka gp120. Seriously? :bang:

Take with grain of salt, because I don't specifically remember them from step I, rather from UWorld, but components of HIV viruses will be seen again.
 
Take with grain of salt, because I don't specifically remember them from step I, rather from UWorld, but components of HIV viruses will be seen again.

I actually figured as much, although I feel this is certainly something that is 100x more useful for researchers trying to come up with treatments for HIV than for doctors trying treat HIV. Also, I would venture to guess that most physicians don't particularly spend a lot of time dealing with the complexities of treatment of HIV patients - they send them off to ID specialists. Having to learn this many confusing details about genome & structure about something that will only have ~3 questions over it on the exam (and maybe one or two Step 1 questions) frustrates the heck out of me.
 
Soonereng, that was the funniest video that I have seen in a while. I laughed hard.
 
When I left longitudinal clinic yesterday afternoon, there was ICE all over the car. Man, I had been trying to control my December 9 ice storm flashbacks all day long and that just about put me over the edge.

9 days, block week, no power. Never knew until the night before whether there was a test the next day or not. I was frantically downloading material for MMI right before the power went down - and then one of the last e-mails I received was the total cancellation of the final for those who were happy with their grade (the ONLY good thing that happened that fateful week - I was never tested over gag, pol, and env - bwahaha!).

I remember going to tests, coming home to nap, and waking up at 6 or 7pm in a freezing cold pitch black house. Would take me an hour just to get the stove fired up and all the candles lit to study all night with a Coleman camper flashlight strapped to my forehead. As I have admitted, I broke down and cried a couple of times.

Now, I'm having significant PTSD symptoms. 🙁
 
When I left longitudinal clinic yesterday afternoon, there was ICE all over the car. Man, I had been trying to control my December 9 ice storm flashbacks all day long and that just about put me over the edge.

9 days, block week, no power. Never knew until the night before whether there was a test the next day or not. I was frantically downloading material for MMI right before the power went down - and then one of the last e-mails I received was the total cancellation of the final for those who were happy with their grade (the ONLY good thing that happened that fateful week - I was never tested over gag, pol, and env - bwahaha!).

I remember going to tests, coming home to nap, and waking up at 6 or 7pm in a freezing cold pitch black house. Would take me an hour just to get the stove fired up and all the candles lit to study all night with a Coleman camper flashlight strapped to my forehead. As I have admitted, I broke down and cried a couple of times.

Now, I'm having significant PTSD symptoms. 🙁

I may be the only one, but I think I am 100 willing to endure no power for a week if it gets me out of studying for an MMI exam. I only need to pass to keep my grade (hooray for them giving us like 6% back for each exam!), but a passing grade is one that still must be studied for. I remember how envious I was last year of your MMI fortune and how irritated I was that they forced us to take biochem on Friday. Ugh, miserable! According to the weather channel.com there is a 30% chance of a few snow showers on Tuesday and Wednesday, so it looks like we'll be stuck with MMI. It would be nice to miss PCM. We've had a ridiculous amount of lectures for that class for this block on a very wide variety of material. This makes me anxious.

Speaking of anxious, I have a much more natural high level of anxiety going on this week that I was lacking last TB. Hopefully that helps.
 
I remember how envious I was last year of your MMI fortune and how irritated I was that they forced us to take biochem on Friday. Ugh, miserable!

I might have actually come unhinged. Of course, if I'd spent the previous week studying like NTT, that would have been an extremely short trip.
 
One of my moddies just sent this clip. I was so surprised I laughed out loud.

I noticed a great desktop wallpaper on someone's computer in front of me in class today. It said:
STOP PROCRASTINATING
STUDY

I'm thinking a shock collar would work better for me, but that wallpaper might be worth trying.
 
One of my moddies just sent this clip. I was so surprised I laughed out loud.

I noticed a great desktop wallpaper on someone's computer in front of me in class today. It said:
STOP PROCRASTINATING
STUDY

I'm thinking a shock collar would work better for me, but that wallpaper might be worth trying.

Good call. That video forced me to watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-iggDImqb4 video. This would be the reason my parents took me out of gymnastics after a year or so despite my natural abilities and desire. Looked up where that pic came from - it was Tomasek's musculoskeletal lecture - the one where you learned about the somites and development of the vertebral bodies & yadda yadda. No, I didn't recall that, but yes, I still have all the slides from last year saved on my computer and just flipped through really quick.
 
It is amazing to me that we don't really hear stories about paralyzed/severaly injured gymnasts. Those routines look really fun to do when someone isn't landing on their head/back/face/groin, but I'm guessing those harsh landings have to happen quite a few times before the seamlessly executed ones that we see during the olympics do.
 
One of my moddies just sent this clip. I was so surprised I laughed out loud.

I noticed a great desktop wallpaper on someone's computer in front of me in class today. It said:
STOP PROCRASTINATING
STUDY

I'm thinking a shock collar would work better for me, but that wallpaper might be worth trying.

Keep this in mind. Rarely do I procrastinate without my Internet browser window open. So while you're procrastinating, you can't see your note-to-self. You will only remind yourself when you're done procrastinating anyways.
 
I might have actually come unhinged. Of course, if I'd spent the previous week studying like NTT, that would have been an extremely short trip.
Aw, thanks - always appreciate a kind word. Actually, Jwax, getting out of MMI was great - and I do sympathize with you - but that was the only thing that saved my sanity. The problem was, I'm always the type that has to study right up to the last minute - I'm never organized enough to finish studying a couple of days early and just work practice questions the night before the exam. So, the real kick in the teeth was no computer to download last-minute stuff (or look at practice questions, for that matter). It cost me a grade level on the IHI exam, I have absolutely no doubt - first time I'd ever taken an exam with one short section that I hadn't even read.

I could have tried to drive to school, I suppose, but I didn't chop out the fallen tree in my driveway until pharm test Wednesday. I really couldn't go to school at night to use a computer because in my crappy neighborhood was just bad enough that it really wasn't safe to be gone while everything was pitch black. Anyway, by the time the IHI exam was over on Friday, I had gotten a new cell account to tether my cell phone to my laptop - so I had internet. I also had a small battery TV and my laptop plugged-in to a power inverter that was in my Jeep in the driveway - I ran a long cord inside the house. Actually, by the time the power came on the following Wednesday, it almost didn't matter - I had TV, computer, internet, and cell phone. I had learned to survive, if I do say so myself. It took me months to scrub all the soot off the walls from 20-30 candles each night plus heating with the gas stove for 9 days.

Gymnasts do get injured. Pudgy old NTT was actually a ribbon winner at the gymnastics World Team Trials in Chicago in 1978. If you meet me in person, ask to see the scar where I missed grabbing the bar once and fell - my teeth went completely through the skin underneath my lower lip and embedded into a wooden horse support. They actually had to pry my head loose. There was another time when I was grabbing for the rings and I knocked one off of the "S" ring that connected it to the chain (rings are cloth straps and wood rings now, but it was all iron and chain back then) - the ring fell and landed squarely in the middle of my forehead. I had a bump about an inch wide and two inches high for a day or so - I'm not kidding - I looked just like a blond unicorn.
 
So an email from Dr. Bidi has brought to my attention the chances of bad icy weather for next week (TB3--but I think that could have gone without saying), and it has made me wonder: is the possibility of yucky weather a good thing, or a bad thing?
 
So an email from Dr. Bidi has brought to my attention the chances of bad icy weather for next week (TB3--but I think that could have gone without saying), and it has made me wonder: is the possibility of yucky weather a good thing, or a bad thing?

Yucky weather is nothing but bad when you have admin with no compassion for those w/out power, internet, etc.
 
So an email from Dr. Bidi has brought to my attention the chances of bad icy weather for next week (TB3--but I think that could have gone without saying), and it has made me wonder: is the possibility of yucky weather a good thing, or a bad thing?

Last year the ice storm closed campus on Biochem TB3 Monday and it was rescheduled to that Friday. I consider this a very very bad thing indeed. Of course, we have a new course director who has a trip planned to Buenos Aires, so perhaps the Gods might smile on us after all...
 
Last year the ice storm closed campus on Biochem TB3 Monday and it was rescheduled to that Friday. I consider this a very very bad thing indeed. Of course, we have a new course director who has a trip planned to Buenos Aires, so perhaps the Gods might smile on us after all...

Ice storm = No electricity for shortitalian for 6-7 days = Throwing away everything in the fridge right after shortitalian buys groceries = Bad
 
So an email from Dr. Bidi has brought to my attention the chances of bad icy weather for next week (TB3--but I think that could have gone without saying), and it has made me wonder: is the possibility of yucky weather a good thing, or a bad thing?
That is not a good thing, as I suspect that a lot of the MS-I's may have had a poor grade on TB-1 or TB-2, so I'd say your chances of a complete cancellation are not good - too many people would not be satisfied with his/her grade as it is after two blocks - after all, you guys are getting the hang of things now!
Plus, what will happen is that you'll spend all weekend studying for biochem and you won't get the cancellation notice until the last minute, at which time you'll madly start studying for embryo (although Tuesday also has a chance of being bad).

In all seriousness, I'd recommend making sure you have a good list of people that you can call or send text messages to. If you're incommunicado, you need to have someone who will message you with news of what in h*ll is actually going on and what the schedule for the next day is.

DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR NEXT WEEK BEFORE SUNDAY. CHARGE YOUR LAPTOP. IF YOU HAVE NO LAPTOP, PRINT THE DOWNLOADED STUFF BEFORE SUNDAY.

This message is brought to you by someone who's been there, done that.
 
So an email from Dr. Bidi has brought to my attention the chances of bad icy weather for next week (TB3--but I think that could have gone without saying), and it has made me wonder: is the possibility of yucky weather a good thing, or a bad thing?

Right now, the weatherchannel.com shows little chance of bad weather next week, although ~12 hours ago when I looked at it there was a likely chance of snow Tues - Friday. So who knows?

Throwing out $200 worth of groceries would piss me off.

Dr. Hill has advised that there is an alternate testing schedule if need be, so I guess lousy weather would bring nothing good this year. Bugger.
 
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It is very comforting to know that after Monday, there will be no more cramming for biochem. Just cramming for other things.
 
It is very comforting to know that after Monday, there will be no more cramming for biochem. Just cramming for other things.
I hear ya! For some reason I just find it much more difficult to study for Biochem than for other classes. I'm just ready to get this week over with.
 
I hear ya! For some reason I just find it much more difficult to study for Biochem than for other classes. I'm just ready to get this week over with.

Me too. Biochem is greuling to study for. I really hope of all exams, biochem does NOT get pushed back. I want it over with and out of the way. And then once TB is over, I'm gonna take a nap. And then I'll binge drink. And then I'm gonna do my Christmas shopping.
 
Fixed that for you. I don't like drunk Christmas shoppers.

Hahahaha, oops. Thanks for fixing that for me. My brain is stuffed so full of biochem that there isn't any room for anything else. I have a feeling my TB posts of randomness have begun.
 
Fixed that for you. I don't like drunk Christmas shoppers.

I don't particularly like drunk anybody.

Last night there was a jackass in a small pickup tailgating me down Western close to our house. When I came to a complete stop at a 4-way-stop intersection that had traffic in all directions, he honked like I was an 80-year-old grannie doing 50 on the interstate.

Idiot.
 
I don't particularly like drunk anybody.

Last night there was a jackass in a small pickup tailgating me down Western close to our house. When I came to a complete stop at a 4-way-stop intersection that had traffic in all directions, he honked like I was an 80-year-old grannie doing 50 on the interstate.

Idiot.

And this is why all of my drunken episodes occur in the privacy of my own home and NOT in public.
 
And this is why all of my drunken episodes occur in the privacy of my own home and NOT in public.
I wish I could say the same thing but most of my drunken episodes happen in public. I wouldn't have it any other way. 😀
 
I wish I could say the same thing but most of my drunken episodes happen in public. I wouldn't have it any other way. 😀

Why does this not surprise me??? :laugh:
 
So I'm thinking that it was a blessing for you guys not to have to take the MMI final last yr. This test is gonna suck. Too many random details. No overarching theme or anything. Random. Random. Random.
 
So I'm thinking that it was a blessing for you guys not to have to take the MMI final last yr. This test is gonna suck. Too many random details. No overarching theme or anything. Random. Random. Random.
Well, to be honest, that's why I was woopin' and hollerin' when the e-mail came out that we didn't have to take the test at all if we were satisfied with our grade. For some reason, all those bloody viruses didn't stick with me - and they still don't. Even though I'd wasted all bloody weekend trying to memorize those viruses, I was a very happy camper. And don't even get me started on nematodes and flukes and all that garbage. That's also cr*p that I still don't know.

It was the NEXT day that started the Great Nine-Day Suck. I could see the ice forming on branches of a tree over my power drop line in the backyard, so I was out there about 11am Monday - when it was 28 degrees and thundering, raining water rain as fast as it could - branches breaking like mortar fire all over the neighborhood. I was up on a ladder, successfully chopping off the branches hanging on my power line. Just as I finished up and climbed down the ladder, quite pleased with myself - my neighbor's huge tree literally broke in half, fell on HIS power drop, and ripped the junction box plus the drops for three people (including me) right off the power pole in a shower of sparks. Don't think I've ever screamed the F-word quite that loud before or since.

It wasn't right. It just plain wasn't right.

Good luck tomorrow, guys!!!
 
So I'm thinking that it was a blessing for you guys not to have to take the MMI final last yr. This test is gonna suck. Too many random details. No overarching theme or anything. Random. Random. Random.

It was. I recall that I only had to make a pretty low grade on it to keep my grade, but I was still happy to avoid it. However, I feel like I knew the viruses even less than I should when I started Step 1 prep, so maybe there's a good side to taking it. Hoping you guys don't have to make your grade on it.

I'm also hoping we don't get slammed with bad weather here tomorrow. It's already miserably cold outside.
 
It was. I recall that I only had to make a pretty low grade on it to keep my grade, but I was still happy to avoid it. However, I feel like I knew the viruses even less than I should when I started Step 1 prep, so maybe there's a good side to taking it. Hoping you guys don't have to make your grade on it.

I'm also hoping we don't get slammed with bad weather here tomorrow. It's already miserably cold outside.

I kind of like the fungi and the viruses better than the endless bacteria. I am not bothering with the parasites; 90% of them only occur in other areas so it seems like a pretty infrequent thing to see. Plus I feel if they can't bother to get us a teacher to teach it to us, I can't be bothered to study it. I'm just reading the case studies since I heard the only parasite q's last time were straight off of that.

I really wish it could rain down ice for the rest of the night though and keep the roads frozen til at least Wednesday. 🙂
 
I really wish it could rain down ice for the rest of the night though and keep the roads frozen til at least Wednesday. 🙂

:xf: I refuse to give up hope until I have to leave the house in the morning. Yeah, I know that makes me selfish.
 
:xf: I refuse to give up hope until I have to leave the house in the morning. Yeah, I know that makes me selfish.

If it will ice enough to get anatomy cancelled, I'll be soooooo happy. An 85 on an exam would be my best score yet.
 
If it will ice enough to get anatomy cancelled, I'll be soooooo happy. An 85 on an exam would be my best score yet.

I'd be willing to barter one of my extraneous organs for such luck. But not all of them, I need to save a couple to bargain with for future classes.
 
If you expect me to pray for ice through Wednesday, then you must agree to pray that the Schusterman Center will have a localized power failure or some similar catastrophe on Friday that will prevent shelf exams at 1345. Preferably something that doesn't cause any permanent damage.

This psych shelf is going to cook my goose... I tried so hard to study but nothing really started sinking-in until this weekend... and I'm on inpatient this week and am usually so tired I just can't study much during the week - so we'll see <sigh>.
 
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