I think I understand the "heads Envision wins" part re keeping the profitable contracts. I'm struggling with the "tails PE wins".
If I understand correctly, the start of the "tails PE wins" part would be Envision selling, eg, their unprofitable BFE Medical Center ("BFE") contract to PE, eg Apollo or Blackrock, which PE buys with money that PE borrowed from, uh, somewhere... ultimately taxpayers' future earnings basically?
PE then writes BFE a long, arcane contract in which BFE grants PE "equity", which at the time looks to BFE like basically a part of BFE's future earnings, if any. This makes PE look like heroes to the outside world who will "turn around a failing ER" because there is
¡no debt no chains YAY CAPITALISM!
Except... in that arcane contract that no one actually bothered to read because they were too busy eating the delicious sammiches that PE bought them at the presigning party, PE actually inserted a
poison pill super-secret weaselly clause that says
this equity is actually just like debt, in that if a random huge amount of money x that PE chose is not paid to PE by BFE within n years, the x amount of equity gets converted to x amount of debt.
And then of course BFE can't pay the equity within n years, because they aren't profitable and never will be because it's BFE, and now BFE is in chains to PE.
Am I understanding this right?
If so, what happens next? Where would the money ultimately come from to pay PE, if the deal didn't include dumping the "equity" on the gullible docs (like USACS) and the BFE contract includes no real assets (like any ER contract)? Who is the greatest fool?
Would PE depend in that case on the Fed put, if that's still a thing? Ie, someone needs to staff the ER at BFE, or else sick BFers have no ER and inappropriately suffer and die, so the government ultimately buys the contract from PE? Thus completing the circle of
PE looting from taxpayers?