This site gave me a chuckle, but for those who are a little saavy than your debonair mdphd.intransit.us webmaster (I don't know if "debonair" and "webmaster" can go in the same sentance...) and JPaikman (who also clearly got it), let me point out that this is parody of the review section on the website, and a lampoon of USC.
Clearly the lampooner feels passionately about USC - even to the point of kindly providing alternatives; it's almost nice to see a little chutzpah in this rarified world of md/phd admissions.
Weather or not USC deserves this barrage is not for me to say; I don't know the place - but more "real" reviews about the place could provide a more accurate picture.
No such NIH ranking exists, or has ever existed. The NIH isn't run by Mortimer B. Zuckerman, and does not suffer from his imprimateur.
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And finally, to the OP: tis a good thing this isn't Britain, for I imagine that if Brian Henderson cared enough to do so, a libel suit could sail your way as you tread further with that handle.
Cheers.