Valentine's Day Animal Puns

[Doctor-S]

I saw a Valentine's Day and Medical Puns thread in one of the Medicine Forums and it sounded fun - so I'll try it here.

Do you have any animal/veterinary puns for Valentine's Day?

Here are some of mine:

- When I'm with you, I'm feline good.
- With mew you in my life, you're all I knead.
- I'd be lion if I didn't say I love you.
- I'd be otterly lost without you. [this might be a good line for @SkiOtter!]

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[cdo96]

I saw a Valentine's Day and Medical Puns thread in one of the Medicine Forums and it sounded fun - so I'll try it here.

Do you have any animal/veterinary puns for Valentine's Day?

Here are some of mine:

- When I'm with you, I'm feline good.
- With mew you in my life, you're all I knead.
- I'd be lion if I didn't say I love you.
- I'd be otterly lost without you. [this might be a good line for @SkiOtter!]

I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. 🤣 So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S.

 

[EP0NA]

My favorite:
You have my seal of approval, Valentine!

 

[TrashPanda]

I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. 🤣 So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S.

Is she your significant otter? Were you made for each otter? Need some kelp finding an otter pun?

 

[cdo96]

Is she your significant otter? Were you made for each otter? Need some kelp finding an otter pun?

She's not my significant otter unfortunately. She's @Bottle of Bear 's significant otter and my twlover.

 

[Liquid_Phoenix]

Is she your significant otter? Were you made for each otter? Need some kelp finding an otter pun?

Haha I just giggled at these 🙂

 

[finnickthedog]

She's not my significant otter unfortunately. She's @Bottle of Bear 's significant otter and my twlover.

She could be your otter half.

 

[SkiOtter]

She could be your otter half.

i like it finny. this is why we keep you around (but mostly for the dogs)

 

[thatonegirl__]

I made animal pun themed valentine's for my retail coworkers over the years! Some were better than others.
- Whale you be my valentine?
- Will you o-fish-ally be my valentine?
- I like you a ton! (with an elephant)
-I love ewe.

*P.S. I love puns. Especially animal puns.

 

[hazelmoo]

I tried to think of some, and then I decided I'd better stick to my day job

 

[vetmedhead]

I'm here to add valentines about the insides of the animals!

• I ulna want to be with you
• I want tibia valentine
• You make me tachycardic, valentine
• I've always got rumen my bed for you, valentine
• I'm always cecum out your love, valentine

 

[Karabiner13]

@cdoconn , thought you might enjoy this

 

[Doctor-S]

I was actually saving the otterly lost one to send to my twlover, ski, on Valentine's Day. 🤣 So now I gotta find a new pun. Thanks Dr-S.

Hahaha!

Ewe have to be kitten me right meow @cdoconn.

I'm sure ewe'll come up with something gnu. 🙂

 

[cdo96]

@cdoconn , thought you might enjoy this

I'm sitting in physics right now and I'm trying so hard not to laugh. It's more silent laugh crying. That's eggactly what I needed. <3

 

[Doctor-S]

My favorite:
You have my seal of approval, Valentine!

@Buoysel very cute - arf! arf! arf!

 

[Doctor-S]

I made animal pun themed valentine's for my retail coworkers over the years! Some were better than others.
- Whale you be my valentine?
- Will you o-fish-ally be my valentine?
- I like you a ton! (with an elephant)
-I love ewe.

*P.S. I love puns. Especially animal puns.

@thatonegirl__ these are great ... and they made me puma pants! 🙂

 

[Doctor-S]

I'm here to add valentines about the insides of the animals!

• I ulna want to be with you
• I want tibia valentine
• You make me tachycardic, valentine
• I've always got rumen my bed for you, valentine
• I'm always cecum out your love, valentine

@vetmedhead these are very humerus! 🙂

 

[Doctor-S]

I'm sitting in physics right now and I'm trying so hard not to laugh. It's more silent laugh crying. That's eggactly what I needed. <3

Giraffing me crazy (and I loved physics)! 🙂

 

[Doctor-S]

@cdoconn , thought you might enjoy this

I love your eggspressions!

 

[Doctor-S]

Is she your significant otter? Were you made for each otter? Need some kelp finding an otter pun?

These are really funny - let minnow if you have anymore, just for the halibut!

 

[Karabiner13]

I love your eggspressions!

I'm sitting in physics right now and I'm trying so hard not to laugh. It's more silent laugh crying. That's eggactly what I needed. <3

Only can take credit for reposting what someone had put on our food animal club page. Glad it could bring some laughter though 🙂

 

[Doctor-S]

I tried to think of some, and then I decided I'd better stick to my day job

@hazelmoo don't leave your day job unless you have a good porpoise!

 

[cdo96]

@Doctor-S is my favorite with all these animal puns. I think she has the koalifications to be the best!

 

[mmmdreamerz]

This thread😍

 

[cdo96]

@SkiOtter

 

[SkiOtter]

@SkiOtter
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[Doctor-S]

@Doctor-S is my favorite with all these animal puns. I think she has the koalifications to be the best!

Awww shucks - you're very sweet!

 

[Doctor-S]

@SkiOtter
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Oh, that's a good one!

 

[Doctor-S]

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Ummm ... that's a wee bit suggestive so I'll leave that one to cdoconn and SkiOtter! Hahaha!

 

[Karabiner13]

Found some more:

I'll owl-ways love you

And then for the cow lovers:

 

[WildZoo]

This thread 😍

 

[mmmdreamerz]

Less animal and more nerdy but funny

 

[Karabiner13]

If we're getting nerdy

 

[Karabiner13]

Because this is more fun than studying

 

[SkiOtter]

Not really animal puns, but Grumpy Cat Valentine's Cards, so they can still go here.

Enjoy, @DVMDream

 

[SkiOtter]

Bad Valentine's Cards are my favorite thing ever, though if you're a Bar Thread frequenter, you already know this.

 

[SkiOtter]

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm sorry that I love these bad valentines cards too much

 

[Karabiner13]

 

[SkiOtter]

I'm a bit partial to this one...

 

[mmmdreamerz]

My friend and I have been sending these to each other all day because so much nerd😛

 

[TrashPanda]

I'm a bit partial to this one...

Have you seen what the Georgia Aquarium does for its otters every year?

More pics here!

 

[SkiOtter]

Have you seen what the Georgia Aquarium does for its otters every year?

More pics here!

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE SEEN ALL DAY. THANK YOU.

 

[vetmedhead]

Have you seen what the Georgia Aquarium does for its otters every year?

More pics here!

This just reminded me that a zoo in Atlanta had a bet with some New England zoos that whoever's team lost the Super Bowl would name a baby animal after the opposing team's quarterback.

The Atlanta zoo named a baby cockroach Tom Brady today. 😆

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/atlanta-zoo-loses-bet-names-cockroach-after-tom-brady/

 

[battie]

Single beagle 😛

Not a pun, but it rhymes, so close enough. And it's also singles awareness day, as Facebook has kindly reminded me.🙄I've been calling myself this all day. Lol

 

[katryn]

Found it on a private FB group, and I'm not rude enough to steal it, but one of the vets got a valentine from her vet husband with two cat testicles put together in a heart shape, and the line "I'm nuts about you."


Sent from my iPhone using SDN mobile

 

[Doctor-S]

Found some more:

I'll owl-ways love you

And then for the cow lovers:

These were moooo-velous!

 

[Doctor-S]

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Less animal and more nerdy but funny

Loved this one!

 

[Doctor-S]

If we're getting nerdy

Very good! Care to specialize in hematology?

 

[Doctor-S]

Not really animal puns, but Grumpy Cat Valentine's Cards, so they can still go here.

Enjoy, @DVMDream
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DVMDream probably wrote these greeting cards!