the first two rounds are easily the least productive time of year for me. Now that I have streaming and can watch all the games at work, I barely pretend to even try anymore. This is entirely believable.
I just don't know why anyone would get clipped over learning how to manage your biological impulses. Ie, get your pipes cleared to minimize risk before activities that could lead to pregnancy. In college there was a rhyme... started with.. "Down the hatch"
I can't fathom getting clipped, but thats just me. PVPS is no joke..