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Please welcome Arch Guillotti and planktonMD as the newest members of the SDN staff as Assistant Moderators here (or Ass Gas Mods as I like to call them)!!😀


Does this mean that I'm going to get banned like the nurses who post here?
 
I'm very glad Plank and Arch are part of the moderation group here! Their contributions have been plentiful and its great to have their help.
 
Does this mean that I'm going to get banned like the nurses who post here?
Banning you is the worst thing anyone could do to this forum, and although I don't engage in arguments with you anymore I have to admit that I enjoy your outrageous provocative statements and blunt opinions, not because you are right but because you know how to push buttons.
This is not meant to be a compliment by the way.
 
Banning you is the worst thing anyone could do to this forum, and although I don't engage in arguments with you anymore I have to admit that I enjoy your outrageous provocative statements and blunt opinions, not because you are right but because you know how to push buttons.
This is not meant to be a compliment by the way.

People who don't know any better usually thnk I'm wrong.
 
Always appreciated the gas wisdom of Plankton... Congrats! Regards, ---Zip
 
Congrats to both. Plank, how many years did you get the plankton award in residency?... or is the plankton award a recent creation?
 
thanks just tryin' to keep it real.

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lol I think I am the only one here who likes and listens to country music.

You might have to try a little harder, bro.

Just playing man, congrats, well deserved.
 
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Does that mean we cannot argue with Plank anymore?

:nono:
 
I have no idea what the plankton award is but it sounds interesting.
The resident who spends the most time in trauma in that year gets the plankton award at UM/JMH ( I assumed you trained at UM)
 
The resident who spends the most time in trauma in that year gets the plankton award at UM/JMH ( I assumed you trained at UM)
I did train at UM.
We did not have a Plankton award at that time but I had an attending that I respected tremendously who used to cover his real name on his name tag and write Plankton instead.
He said that an anesthesiologist is very similar to plankton, no life will exist on earth without plankton but they are often overlooked.
 
Will you rule with an iron fist?

Congratulations to Arch Guillotti and planktonMD for making MOD.

As this will be buckhorn’s last post, Since after 29 day of use, I need to return this laptop, after I have wiped and reformatted the hard drive a couple of dozen times and pick up a fresh laptop, I got 26 quality posts as buckhorn.

What do I need to do to get promoted to mod?

I yearn for the power to ban trolls, Lock threads, Move threads to Siberia of the CRNA Debates or worse the SDN lounge, Get full access to forums where I don’t deserve to be get in like the Chiefs' Room or Neonatology (why is Neonatology private?), Answer anonymous question in the Confidential Consult forum. There must be other special power that moderator possess.
 
Congratulations to Arch Guillotti and planktonMD for making MOD.

As this will be buckhorn’s last post, Since after 29 day of use, I need to return this laptop, after I have wiped and reformatted the hard drive a couple of dozen times and pick up a fresh laptop, I got 26 quality posts as buckhorn.

What do I need to do to get promoted to mod?

I yearn for the power to ban trolls, Lock threads, Move threads to Siberia of the CRNA Debates or worse the SDN lounge, Get full access to forums where I don’t deserve to be get in like the Chiefs' Room or Neonatology (why is Neonatology private?), Answer anonymous question in the Confidential Consult forum. There must be other special power that moderator possess.

Even if you were granted mod status, this is the only forum you would read. There is no other forum here that even compares.

With that being said, Plank and Arch i have a few pointers for you guys. But I will reserve them for the PM format since everything here is sensored and the administrators ultimately rule the roost.

PS: Watch out for the dental students that think they know how the anesthesia world revolves.
 
I did train at UM.
We did not have a Plankton award at that time but I had an attending that I respected tremendously who used to cover his real name on his name tag and write Plankton instead.
He said that an anesthesiologist is very similar to plankton, no life will exist on earth without plankton but they are often overlooked.

One of my partners who I recruited was the former chair of the Education Committee at UM around the time the Lubarski took over.

I asked her about the Plankton Award...and which attending would call himself Plankton.

Her response had me rolling on the floor.

She said most of them would fall under the category of plankton because most of them have the IQ of single celled organisms.

The other thread reminded me of her quip.
 
One of my partners who I recruited was the former chair of the Education Committee at UM around the time the Lubarski took over.

I asked her about the Plankton Award...and which attending would call himself Plankton.

Her response had me rolling on the floor.

She said most of them would fall under the category of plankton because most of them have the IQ of single celled organisms.

The other thread reminded me of her quip.
You should not speak in other people's name on subjects you are not familiar with.
 
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