What are my chances...

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...of getting worms from my dog if he sleeps in my bed and our butts touch a little bit? I'm very concerned.

 

[that redhead]

If you bring your GPA up a little and write a good PS you're less likely to get them.

 

[devyn]

...of getting worms from my dog if he sleeps in my bed and our butts touch a little bit? I'm very concerned.

Only if you sleep naked and your dog has worms (you have decided against worming it)... this is not veterinary advice..... and then a worm for some odd reason crawls out of your dog's bum and into yours... but that actually doesn't happen.... or your dog ****es in the bed and then the worms crawl out of the **** and into you.... or you kiss your dog full on french kissing....

 

[DVMDream]

Only if you sleep naked and your dog has worms (you have decided against worming it)... this is not veterinary advice..... and then a worm for some odd reason crawls out of your dog's bum and into yours... but that actually doesn't happen.... or your dog ****es in the bed and then the worms crawl out of the **** and into you.... or you kiss your dog full on french kissing....

Well, unless the dog ****es in the bed and then she rolls over and gets her face in the ****e and then eats some of it. She could get worms that way too. Nom nom nom.

 

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Only if you sleep naked and your dog has worms (you have decided against worming it)... this is not veterinary advice..... and then a worm for some odd reason crawls out of your dog's bum and into yours... but that actually doesn't happen.... or your dog ****es in the bed and then the worms crawl out of the **** and into you.... or you kiss your dog full on french kissing....

Will the ER doctor have to put one of those stick things up my butt? I don't want that.

 

[devyn]

Will the ER doctor have to put one of those stick things up my butt? I don't want that.

it is possible.... but better than having worms BT.... lesser of two evils really

 

[LetItSnow]

Don't worry, BT, it's all fecal-oral, so you shouldn't have any ... er ... well ... you did quit that habit, right?

 

[twelvetigers]

I was real confused for a minute.

I feel like I just walked into a Wal-Mart with a really weird floor plan. There are familiar things but none of them are where they are supposed to be... and it's really bright... and I just wanna go home.

 

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Don't worry, BT, it's all fecal-oral, so you shouldn't have any ... er ... well ... you did quit that habit, right?

I'm trying real hard...

 

[StartingoverVet]

...of getting worms from my dog if he sleeps in my bed and our butts touch a little bit? I'm very concerned.

I am sorry SDN is not for medical advice. And vets are not allowed to give human medical advice in most (probably all) states.
Go to the ER IMMEDIATELY. Demand they see you. And take a lot of dog poo with you. That should really help. And your dog as well.
Just don't tell em I sent you.

 

[Abnerrs]

I was real confused for a minute.

I feel like I just walked into a Wal-Mart with a really weird floor plan. There are familiar things but none of them are where they are supposed to be... and it's really bright... and I just wanna go home.

Yeah I didn't even realize who started this thread at first. I can't even...

I think bt gave the worms to the dog.

 

[Lissarae06]

Hahahahaha

 

[Bernsters83]

Yup