What do you think about Lotus Birth?

[MiniJordan]

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A lotus birth is where the mother gives birth at home and the placenta stays attached to the baby until it comes away naturally (can take anything up to 2 weeks)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth

Would you ever consider this?

 

[GangaMaster]

We got another pre-med here guys someone call the amber lamps.

 

[ECkayak]

That sounds like a great way to make a septic baby.

 

[Brain Bucket]

We got another pre-med here guys someone call the amber lamps.

You've got competition for the most pointless post ever.

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[CherryRedDracul]

Delayed clamping of the umbilical cord has shown some benefit in reducing the risk of iron deficiency in a newborn. Lotus births, on the other hand, are a little excessive. Don't animals chew the cord off and eat the placenta? I'd argue that's even more natural.

 

[Geekchick921]

Delayed clamping of the umbilical cord has shown some benefit in reducing the risk of iron deficiency in a newborn. Lotus births, on the other hand, are a little excessive. Don't animals chew the cord off and eat the placenta? I'd argue that's even more natural.

Luckily, you can have your placenta encapsulated! http://www.phillymag.com/be-well-philly/2013/09/05/why-ate-placenta/

I'm going to design a baby carrier attachment for the lotus birth placenta and make a mint. I'll call it the Chorion Carry-on and it'll be compatible with all the most popular brands - Ergo, BabyBjorn, K'tan, etc.

 

[TXKnight]

Sounds disgusting

 

[NickNaylor]

Luckily, you can have your placenta encapsulated! http://www.phillymag.com/be-well-philly/2013/09/05/why-ate-placenta/

I'm going to design a baby carrier attachment for the lotus birth placenta and make a mint. I'll call it the Chorion Carry-on and it'll be compatible with all the most popular brands - Ergo, BabyBjorn, K'tan, etc.

Agree with the disgusting concept, but that name is ****ing brilliant. That's some MBA-grade quality. Strong work.


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[mmmcdowe]

I thought this was going to be about when they give birth in water or something. It turned out to be so much more...

 

[DermViser]

A lotus birth is where the mother gives birth at home and the placenta stays attached to the baby until it comes away naturally (can take anything up to 2 weeks)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth

Would you ever consider this?

Ask @fancymylotus

 

[DermViser]

Luckily, you can have your placenta encapsulated! http://www.phillymag.com/be-well-philly/2013/09/05/why-ate-placenta/

I'm going to design a baby carrier attachment for the lotus birth placenta and make a mint. I'll call it the Chorion Carry-on and it'll be compatible with all the most popular brands - Ergo, BabyBjorn, K'tan, etc.

 

[GangaMaster]

That is disgustingly delicious.

 

[honeyyygirl]

😱

 

[Priapism4tooLong]

fancy my lotus

 

[JoshSt]

A lotus birth is where the mother gives birth at home and the placenta stays attached to the baby until it comes away naturally (can take anything up to 2 weeks)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotus_birth

Would you ever consider this?

NO!!! Modern medicine, obstetricians, pediatricians, vaccines = healthy kids = educated parenting.

 

[Psai]

NO!!! Modern medicine, obstetricians, pediatricians, vaccines = healthy kids = educated parenting.

No thanks, I'd rather have an all natural, organic birth at home with a midwife and then sue Johns Hopkins for millions when things go wrong because they couldn't accommodate me last minute.

 

[bulldogmed]

If you're going to do a lotus birth, you might as well go full-bore Alicia Silverstone, and pre-masticate the baby's food.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-on-diapers-postpartum-depression-and-eating/

 

[DocVapor]

If you're going to do a lotus birth, you might as well go full-bore Alicia Silverstone, and pre-masticate the baby's food.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...-on-diapers-postpartum-depression-and-eating/

Hmm. I may be wrong, but isn't that what Ferengi women do?

/Star Trek is real