What does Jay Leno hate more than dressing up animals?

[rph3664]

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STUPID CRIMINALS!

I was just perusing a major time suck (aka my home state's disciplinary actions website) and there was a pharmacist whose license was suspended because he was caught exposing himself to women in the parking lot of the pharmacy where he worked.

😱

In case you're wondering, yes, he did work at Walgreens, FWIW.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

In recent stupid criminal news, WVU had a football player get arrested last week for armed robbery after the victim identified him by the team issued sweatpants he was wearing with his jersey number on them.

 

[rph3664]

In recent stupid criminal news, WVU had a football player get arrested last week for armed robbery after the victim identified him by the team issued sweatpants he was wearing with his jersey number on them.

This guy broke into a "lingerie" (i.e. adult toy) store, wandered around the place naked, and was identified because he had his name tattooed on himself.

http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/ta...cle_b8380612-7e17-11e2-8ba8-0019bb2963f4.html

There was another story about a man who tried to disguise himself with a motorcycle helmet while robbing a bank; he forgot that the helmet had his name on it.

🤣

I've seen bomb threat protocols that include a list of questions, and two of them are "What is your name?" and "What is your address?" 😳 Research has shown that people who do this kind of thing are not thinking straight, and there's a good chance that they will divulge this information.

 

[rph3664]

Got another doozy.

Yet another pharmacist lost her license because her home doubled as a marijuana grow house. 😱 She tried to blame her ex-boyfriend for it, but that didn't explain all the security video footage of her purchasing equipment for this enterprise and the fact that her electric bill tripled after she moved in.

 

[rph3664]

And here's another, although it has a very tragic ending. One pharmacist who lived in a town bordering two states got her license suspended in one and revoked in the other, for stealing drugs (and it wasn't the first time she'd been disciplined for this, either). In the meantime, she died in a fire that was determined to have been set by her 12-year-old son. 😱 He had his own You Tube account, and would microwave things that aren't supposed to be microwaved, like steel wool and a lava lamp, and put the results online. She apparently helped him with this "project".



Can you say "Darwin Award"?

 

[BeLikeBueller]

You could try to rob a convenience store and drop your gun onto the counter and into the hands of the store clerk....

 

[rph3664]

We had a neighbor who owned a pawnshop, and one day, a man came in, pulled out a gun, and the owner grabbed it with one hand and threw it on the floor behind the counter and pulled out his own gun with the other hand, and said, "That one's fake. This one's real" and the robber ran out of the store, empty-handed.

He was arrested not long afterwards for yet another crime.



The pawnshop owner was later arrested himself for accepting merchandise that he knew was stolen.