What exactly is a troll?

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Could someone explain it to me. Don't make fun, I know it's a noob question.

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On SDN it seems to be anyone that starts a thread with less then 100 posts. You are ok.
 
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Thanks! Shows how noobish I am. I should have just googled it myself.

at sdn, they come most often in the form of posts like:

"omg i got a 42 on the mcat, do you think i'll be ok? i thoguht i'd get a 44"

"i was a prostitute in college, do you think this is ok for med school admissions?"

heh. good entertainment
 
Here is a typical troll post.

"I made a 45Q, and I have a 3. 999 GPA. I volunteer 1000 hours in a cancer hospice, I have a nobel prize, and I speak 25 languages fluently. Considering my subpar GPA, do you think the Q in the writing section will hurt my chances?"
 
at sdn, they come most often in the form of posts like:

"omg i got a 42 on the mcat, do you think i'll be ok? i thoguht i'd get a 44"

"i was a prostitute in college, do you think this is ok for med school admissions?"

heh. good entertainment

Yeh but I find a lot of times the term is thrown around at people who seem genuine albeit stupid. It's used a little freely at SDN.
 
To make it simpler... a troll is someone who's looking to start an argument.

I think a lot of the WAMC questions that people are quick to label trolling, e.g. "I have a 3.56, 39R, but I have very little in the way of clinical experience... should I apply this year or wait 'til next year," are totally legit. Some people just don't know, because they're uninformed. They're not trolls. Sometimes, they're looking for a confidence boost or an ego stroke. These people aren't trolls either. Sometimes, they're just looking to brag. I don't see that as trolling, though... because the person hasn't said anything inflammatory... yet.
 
Here is a typical troll post.

"I made a 45Q, and I have a 3. 999 GPA. I volunteer 1000 hours in a cancer hospice, I have a nobel prize, and I speak 25 languages fluently. Considering my subpar GPA, do you think the Q in the writing section will hurt my chances?"

i think if you picked up a few more hours in the cancer hospice, you ll be fine. 😀

nice example of a troll post.
 
Here is a typical troll post.

"I made a 45Q, and I have a 3. 999 GPA. I volunteer 1000 hours in a cancer hospice, I have a nobel prize, and I speak 25 languages fluently. Considering my subpar GPA, do you think the Q in the writing section will hurt my chances?"

uh, how is that a troll post? that is VERY similar to my numbers. 😎
 
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We can't leave out the best trolls like HEADintheCLOUDS and Misterioso (or whatever that name was). They are much more subtle and instead of asking directly inflammatory questions, ask decent enough questions in an aggravating way. The best way to spot them is to look for inconsistencies in post history. One day they're a holier-than-thou derm resident, the next they're a med student one-upping the attending. Stuff like that.
 
What is unfair about that? Are you suggesting taht no minorities should get into med school?

:laugh: I like how there is a troll post in the middle of the "What is a Troll?" thread.
 
Oh now you go and bring God to this discussion?

I foresee no happy ending

hahahaha. thank you epipen. this thread is a mod magnet.
when god gives you lemons YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
~powerthirst, the energy drink that gives you GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY
 
hahahaha. thank you epipen. this thread is a mod magnet.
when god gives you lemons YOU FIND A NEW GOD.
~powerthirst, the energy drink that gives you GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

electrolytes, power lights, more lights than

YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

you'll be so fast; Mother Nature will be like

SLOOOOOW DOOOOWN

and you'll be like F**K YOU and kick her in the face with your

ENERGY LEGS!

Give Power Thirst to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST they'll run as fast as KENYANS people will watch them running and think they're KENYANS they'll race as fast as KENYANS that means actual KENYANS then it'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to

KENYAAAAAA


Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch, gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!

warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .



*EDIT*

If after reading that you think I have just lost it, search powerthirst on youtube and you'll see

http://vidfan.com/media/2731/PowerThirst---Redomination.html
 
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hahahaa...19 LORs...
that one personal statement with "youthful axons" was probably one of my favorite threads on SDN. borderline trolling, although i still don't think it was. i was laughing pretty hard.
 
electrolytes, power lights, more lights than

YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

you'll be so fast; Mother Nature will be like

SLOOOOOW DOOOOWN

and you'll be like F**K YOU and kick her in the face with your

ENERGY LEGS!

Give Power Thirst to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST they'll run as fast as KENYANS people will watch them running and think they're KENYANS they'll race as fast as KENYANS that means actual KENYANS then it'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to

KENYAAAAAA


Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch, gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!

warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .



*EDIT*

If after reading that you think I have just lost it, search powerthirst on youtube and you'll see

http://vidfan.com/media/2731/PowerThirst---Redomination.html

I'm more of a fan of Brawndo.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04[/YOUTUBE]
 
What is unfair about that? Are you suggesting taht no minorities should get into med school?

He's suggesting that minorities with sub-par stats shouldn't get into med school solely because they're under-represented....:meanie:
 
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Trolls: Very likely to delete posts. I'm not pointing any fingers...

Yeah I hate those people, they should be hanged, after beaten, then processed to make dry powder for my feet
 
Troll= people with fewer than 5 posts that have any combination of the words "MD vs DO"
 
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