Do you think I just copied the M&M out of a lab book or something? I didn't mean to imply that by just writing Methods I got authorship. It was 100% meant to show that in the 3 months you COULD accomplish something worth merit (All the expns, etc. were done by me; I thought that was kind of implied). I would find it hard--and completely useless--to have someone write the Methods who didn't come up with and complete them. Contrary to your point, the methods writing was not the accomplishment (nor a singularity), but what emerged after a few months of work. It would make no sense of me to establish that I just got authored because I wrote something, when I am arguing against the "typical" (i.e. useless, non-contributing) undergraduate research experience, would it?
I'm not arguing against it taking, on average, years to publish. I have seen that first hand with the progression of my actual project, as it is just now getting accepted. Previously, all pubs have been side projects; luck-of-the-draw, found something sweet, put it in press rather than a toiled project.