What is a troll? Definitions, anyone?

[sammyhagar19]

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[OliverBrooklyn]

i think its lame personally

 

[wordup]

Sammy imagine if you will that the year is 1992. You are riding a wave of massive popularity to heady heights that had never been dreamed of before. After 3 months of touring and rocking sets eddie starts bitching about how he is god and you are nothing, then at a show at madison square you are belting out Right Now and bottle comes hurtling out of the crowd and hits you squarely in the face. After a few minutes to steady yourself and gather your wits you begin to stomp around the stage yelling "you throw that ********er" and throwing things into the crowd. You just got trolled. I've heard some people call me a troll but to set the record straight that is an overpass, OVERPASS dammit.

 

[!dr_nick!]

 

[TripleDegree]

Great picture of Alexander99

 

[Angry Guy]

John Ashcroft is the epitome of 'troll.' Note how he always does stuff just to spite other people?

 

[kinetic]

John Ashcroft is the epitome of 'troll.' Note how he always does stuff just to spite other people?

Yeah, I hate how he protects America. That really sucks for the people who are trying to conduct terrorism on domestic soil. Right on, Angry Guy. You da man!

 

[TripleDegree]

Yeah, I hate how he protects America. That really sucks for the people who are trying to conduct terrorism on domestic soil. Right on, Angry Guy. You da man!

kinetic - your sarcasm is both inane and machiavellian at the same time. bravo!

BRASIL ROCKS

 

[Aegis]

The name people in the Upper penninsula of Michigan give to people in the Lower penninsula.

 

[gujuDoc]

A more formal definition is that it is someone who disrupts the normal functioning of the message boards.

For instance, I used to visit this tv show board, and the one poster would post 5 posts to the same question in like 2 days and she would keep doing things to get attention that were disturbing, etc. etc.

 

[Angry Guy]

Yeah, I hate how he protects America. That really sucks for the people who are trying to conduct terrorism on domestic soil. Right on, Angry Guy. You da man!

OOohhh... what, is John Ashcroft your dad, or something? Sorry to offend your family kinetic. I hope your majordomo TripleDegree doesn't take that personally either.

But yeah, it's true. I guess we are 100x safer with John Ashcroft in power. You're definitely right about him. Maybe you should donate him a Superman costume or something. He'll need it when he tries to prove that gay marriage is a form of terrorism, and that the "Middle-East" forum in Student Doctor Network needs to be canned because of potential terrorist links. Hell, I fear that even me saying this makes me subject to persecution.

Oh well. Hey kinetic - aren't you supposed to be using your infamous one-liner in the affirmative action threads? Not that I really disagree with you or anything, but just because you're so adamant about your holy war I award you with the first ever SDN:

"You're a Tool" award.

I was going to give TripleDegree a prize too, but I decided not to waste my time with such lemmings.

 

[kinetic]

Hey, I'm sorry that you like taking it from behind and are mad that you can't marry your chub-buddy. Unfortunately, most people aren't in favor of gay marriage, so you're out in the cold. Why don't you go back to your terrorist cell and keep raving about John Ashcroft? I'm sure it will make you feel better. Either that or use more lube because you sound pretty irritable.

 

[Angry Guy]

Hey, I'm sorry that you like taking it from behind and are mad that you can't marry your chub-buddy. Unfortunately, most people aren't in favor of gay marriage, so you're out in the cold. Why don't you go back to your terrorist cell and keep raving about John Ashcroft? I'm sure it will make you feel better. Either that or use more lube because you sound pretty irritable.

Haha! Accusations of gayness! Your McCartyist tactics do not phase me however. I wish you the best in your career with Fox News, "Fair and Balanced" television. Really, I should have let you taken this handle instead. You sound like you have a lot of repressed issues.

 

[tkim]

Closing.