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I plan to become a millionaire after I start my own clinic.
Here's the plan guys!:
1) Get crap loads of loans
2) Graduate med school, residency, and then start my own pain clinic.
3) Sex up a pharmacist who has her own mom & pop pharmacy.
4) Charge patients $200 a visit, and $300 under the table for an Oxycodone 30mg, Xanax 2mg, and Soma 350mg (this is the most famous drug cocktail).
5) Have the girl i sexed up fill these prescriptions for an extra $300 under the table. (YES, they WILL pay that much for their scripts to be filled. Each 180 quantity of oxycodone 30mg sells for $5k+ in the streets)
6) $600x10 patients a day is $6,000 a day. I work 5x a week, that's $30,000 a week. Which is $120,000 a month. So I will be dept free in one month. After that, I will do this plan for 10x more months so I become a millionaire.
7) Use the million dollars to buy a lot of AK-47's, M16's, SV98's, and hand grenades. I will have a mini-submarine which I rented for personal use, waiting for my by the docks, so I may go underwater where no one will find me. Which i then will transport myself into a tunnel that will lead me to a different area of the city, while an ascape goat is left in the submarine.
8) The amount we will steal will be more then $500+ million dollars. When we arrive at our final destination, we will have a infrared signal that blocks all communications of any wifi/wireless connections (for the microchips that are placed inside random stacks of 100's when it's in a bank).
9) Buy my own island with a foreign bank account after I shoot the pharmacist which i sexed up to help with my plan (I'm an only child, so i never learned to share).
Please critique my plan guys.
YOLO#