What I've noticed between nurses and doctors

[OrkidLover]

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[bigbad]

The nurses can afford to look good. Both financially and timewise I guess.

 

[DrTroll]

lol, there was poll here couple of days ago on "the darkest secret to becoming a doctor", and one of the option is getting laid.

Seems appropriate here 😀

 

[LebLlama]

i hear ya... while shadowing a dr at the hospital a group of nurses overheard that i plan to become a dr. and they immediate pounced on me and began tearing my scrubs off while undressing themselves. they clawed everything but my scooby-doo underwear off before the other doctors got all the nurses back in check by zapping them with fire extinguishers.

 

[DrTroll]

i hear ya... while shadowing a dr at the hospital a group of nurses overheard that i plan to become a dr. and they immediate pounced on me and began tearing my scrubs off while undressing themselves. they clawed everything but my scooby-doo underwear off before the other doctors got all the nurses back in check by zapping them with fire extinguishers.

😱 tell me which hospital you are at, I'll be there in a heartbeat 😀

 

[Doctor246853]

i hear ya... while shadowing a dr at the hospital a group of nurses overheard that i plan to become a dr. and they immediate pounced on me and began tearing my scrubs off while undressing themselves. they clawed everything but my scooby-doo underwear off before the other doctors got all the nurses back in check by zapping them with fire extinguishers.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME????? Thats all? Im a man and was almost raped by a gang of nurses ( I believe one or two were girly men but never-the-less cute). I ran out of the hospital bucket-naked wang swanging through traffic. They were jumping over cars and trucks, trampling people just to get to this predoctor ass. I tripped over a treelimb like a white girl in a movie while they gain ground on me. As I ran a bit further one throw her thong at me (dont ask how she got it off while running) and I hit the ground. As they lifted my tired,sexy and battered body off the ground to have violent and mind damaging sex I yelled out in tears" I'M A NURSING STUDENT!!!" They dropped me and the day went on as normal. True story.

 

[DrTroll]

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME????? Thats all? Im a man and was almost raped by a gang of nurses ( I believe one or two were girly men but never-the-less cute). I ran out of the hospital bucket-naked wang swanging through traffic. They were jumping over cars and trucks, trampling people just to get to this predoctor ass. I tripped over a treelimb like a white girl in a movie while they gain ground on me. As I ran a bit further one throw her thong at me (dont ask how she got it off while running) and I hit the ground. As they lifted my tired,sexy and battered body off the ground to have violent and mind damaging sex I yelled out in tears" I'M A NURSING STUDENT!!!" They dropped me and the day went on as normal. True story.

LOL, i expect nothing less from Parkland! 😀

 

[Doctor246853]

LOL, i expect nothing less from Parkland! 😀

👍 Your a smart man and will fit in well here.

 

[tweek125]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Nurse

 

[unhappytnt]

And while I enjoy looking, I noticed they try hard to get the doctors' attention and leave cutesy notes and constantly gush over the male docs.

Thanks for the motivation.

 

[wolverinepwns]

Working in a hospital for over five years now, I've noticed certain patterns. First, ER tends to attract younger crouds due to the nature of work you do in ER (elements of surprise,....). Older nurses tend to work on the ICU/CCU and other nursing floors due to a more controlled enviroment (these are many exceptions of course). Younger doctors tend to click with the ER croud to that nature whereas the Older doctors aren't too fond of the ER (with exceptions again). and from my prespective, nurses do sometimes flirt with doctors but its almost always more of a playfull thing, and almost never due to the fact that they want to sleep with them!

 

[CaptainDrew]

i hear ya... while shadowing a dr at the hospital a group of nurses overheard that i plan to become a dr. and they immediate pounced on me and began tearing my scrubs off while undressing themselves. they clawed everything but my scooby-doo underwear off before the other doctors got all the nurses back in check by zapping them with fire extinguishers.

This might be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

As far as nurses looking good timewise, I seriously doubt that.