to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
what makes it easier to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
its because DO students dont even have to take the MCAT right?
No, we have the VCAT (Voodoo). Basically, you have to raise ultramega chicken in 10-15 minutes using only the bones of a dead possum and guts of a bat. Do it and you are in. We never forget our voodoo roots though. All of us on clinical rotations are required to smear ourselves in feces and blood before seeing any patients. It may take some getting used to for the patient but, after we threaten to curse their first born, they usually settle right down. Below please find a picture of our founder, Mr. At "Voodoo" Still himself.
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It's not easier for everyone. DO schools just add an extra section to the MCAT. It is right after Physical Sciences, it's called Physical Hotness. A lot of pre-meds who apply to MD schools score a 0 in this catagory for some reason- I don't know why...
No, we have the VCAT (Voodoo). Basically, you have to raise ultramega chicken in 10-15 minutes using only the bones of a dead possum and guts of a bat. Do it and you are in. We never forget our voodoo roots though. All of us on clinical rotations are required to smear ourselves in feces and blood before seeing any patients. It may take some getting used to for the patient but, after we threaten to curse their first born, they usually settle right down. Below please find a picture of our founder, Mr. At "Voodoo" Still himself.
1) I think one of the things is the Homeless-to-doctor program. Let's face it, the way DO schools recruit homeless folks right off of the street and put them into advanced DO classes is almost amazing. Who ever knew those homeless bums could outperform other students on COMLEX? When they take their "Will work for food" signs after second year and change them to "Will do lap choles for food" tears come to my eyes.
2) Do the Dean's daughter. Nothin says "Love the DO's" like getting the top man's 16 year old pregnant and marrying her in Las vegas. Then, you just get a velvet Elvis portrait and hang it in the lobby. You'll graduate in the top of the class even if you lost your legs in a freak combine accident in Bangladesh. Blood is thicker than mucscle energy any day.
3) DO schools are one of the few professional schools that accept animals. Yes, they may be cute and cuddly, but they certainly lower the test scores of most DO schools because all animals learn to speak French instead of English. Except for the Doberman and the Green Mallard-tailed Porpoise, few animals maintain the intellect for 4 years of medical school AND residency.
I also had numbers 4 through 16, but chose not to post them, as most DO's would probabaly not understand them anyway. After all, it's soooo much easier to get into DO school.
to get into DO schools rather that MD schools?
I just want it to be known that I was REJECTED from AZCOM...but accepted at Penn State.
DO schools (and all med schools, really) are looking for a certain type of applicant. How well you fit that bill dictates your likelihood of acceptance vs. rejection.
For the record, all schools want students who can make the cut on the paper (MCAT, GPA). Once they know you are academically qualified, they consider your character (via Personal Statement, Secondary App, and ECs).
The interview is vital though, for both parties. That is when you really know whether or not you'd be a good fit at their school.
haha...yes, of course 😉Obviously you'd be attending AZCOM, had you been accepted. Obviously.
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haha...yes, of course 😉
so when i meet up with interview applicants during lunch next year and they ask me why i chose Penn, ill just say it was only cuz i couldnt get into azcom!
its a good thing youre here to catch me Bacchus! I'd like to get all my social faux paus out of the way before I just end up looking silly to all the Penn peopl....I mean 'Penn State' people 😉Either call it Penn State or "State" when you're here. Don't call it Penn. 👎