what makes YOU special?

[YouNeverKnow22]

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What makes me special? Well, trisomy 21.

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[CluelessAsian]

tell your friends to get with my friends...and we can be friends

we can do this every weekend.. aight? Is that aight with you?

lol

 

[BlueElmo]

Some special people in this thread. I guess the OP wasn't even that special. Sheesh.

 

[266549]

we can do this every weekend.. aight? Is that aight with you?

lol

MARRY ME

i gasped when i read that. amazing bonus pts right there.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

i can outdrink 99% of people?

 

[Guest43236]

48 dd

 

[corbis11]

white
male
middle class
speak one language
attended state school

I'm special

I can squat/deadlift more weight and with proper form than 99% of people on here around my size (5'10" 165lbs)

 

[hopefuldoc87]

white
male
middle class
speak one language
attended state school

I'm special

I can squat/deadlift more weight and with proper form than 99% of people on here around my size (5'10" 165lbs)

Not really that impressive if you can outsquat/out-deadlift anyone on SDN. That's like saying you can out-study anyone in a NASCAR forum.

 

[CluelessAsian]

i can squat/deadlift more weight and with proper form than 99% of people on here around my size (5'10" 165lbs)

atg?

 

[corbis11]

Not really that impressive if you can outsquat/out-deadlift anyone on SDN. That's like saying you can out-study anyone in a NASCAR forum.

rofl...i know🙁

atg?

i don't like to go past parallel when doing over 225 (don't want to mess up knees)...plus doing a2g makes me fart a lot(as well as deadlifts😛)

 

[yangxx2]

Not really that impressive if you can outsquat/out-deadlift anyone on SDN. That's like saying you can out-study anyone in a NASCAR forum.

 

[CluelessAsian]

rofl...i know🙁



i don't like to go past parallel when doing over 225 (don't want to mess up knees)...plus doing a2g makes me fart a lot(as well as deadlifts😛)

atg is proper form. 😛 And actually doing atg is better for your knees because you're not trying to "hold" it in the middle of the ROM. If you go parallel, it puts more stress on your knees.

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[Daran]

atg is proper form. 😛 And actually doing atg is better for your knees because you're not trying to "hold" it in the middle of the ROM. If you go parallel, it puts more stress on your knees.

😀

👍

I can smoke a pound of weed in one sitting.

 

[TobiasFunkeMDFACS]

i love online battles..and funny posts 🙂

here's mine, for what it's worth:

1. damn, i got nothing.
2. i work in a lab (autism genetics research)
3. write for the campus newspaper
4. went on 2 Alternative Spring Break trips
5. my apartment burned down two months ago, and i lost all my stuff 🙁

 

[Exalya]

1. I'm an auctioneer
2. I'm 19 and 2 years married
3. I started college when I was 12
4. I've been on my own since I was 15
5. ... well, I can swim really really far on one breath

 

[Blesbok]

atg is proper form. 😛 And actually doing atg is better for your knees because you're not trying to "hold" it in the middle of the ROM. If you go parallel, it puts more stress on your knees.

😀

No it's not. Parallel is proper form.

 

[austinap]

Maybe it's because of 2), but I read those two words in the wrong order.

So did I. Twice.

 

[DrYoda]

What makes me special?

That I admit I'm not.

 

[BlueElmo]

What makes me special?

That I admit I'm not.

You are special. Just look at your avatar.

 

[kypreos]

I can wipe my own ass.
I can tie my own shoes.
I fish in the dead sea.
I walk uphill both ways to school.
Still working on the feeding thing. I'm getting there. bibs come in handy.

 

[Narmerguy]

No it's not. Parallel is proper form.

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[mic2377]

1. I drive 18-wheelers as a part time job
2. I was eligible for welfare as a kid
3. I have an IQ of 145 (wait, that is probably the mean here)
4. I used to work 3rd shift in a factory, making toilet wipes
5. I rode my touring bike over the Alps.
6. I was one of the top classical pianists in my state
7. I can move 8,000 lbs of furniture a day
8. I was TA for a graduate school science class - as a sophomore
9. I can rebuild an engine from the ground up
10. I grew up in the ghetto w/single mother

Somehow, I have made it to the point of applying to medical school. What a crazy, meandering life path. While some may be more special, few are so strange!

 

[DrYoda]

You are special. Just look at your avatar.

It is pretty awesome😀.

 

[emtbrady]

1. I'm the president of Ugandanesia
2. I dated mother Theresa when she was still alive
3. I privately build space shuttles for NASA. By myself.
4. I've never been on a computer
5. God talk to me. Audibly. His voice is similar to Morgan Freeman's.
6. I can see all wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum; even the one that is privately reserved for Stone Cold Steve Austin
7. I can telepathically talk to myself.
8. I invented the Piano Key Necktie

😀 I am still laughing from this one. The one about three arms and is a cyclops is just too funny. I think I need to go to bed - getting a little punchy.

 

[neuro1986]

1. I'm the president of Ugandanesia
2. I dated mother Theresa when she was still alive
3. I privately build space shuttles for NASA. By myself.
4. I've never been on a computer
5. God talk to me. Audibly. His voice is similar to Morgan Freeman's.
6. I can see all wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum; even the one that is privately reserved for Stone Cold Steve Austin
7. I can telepathically talk to myself.
8. I invented the Piano Key Necktie

Im interested in Im special but I am unsure if I am a match for him.

1) I'm the mistress of Mr. President. My power over you is reminiscent of a not so distant Americanesian scandal.

2) I have only dabbled with mama T since her passing. Its strange how death has catapulted her from always giving and constantly serving to desiring to receive and demanding to be served.

3) I privately hijack your NASA space shuttles and use them to explore extraordinary civilizations on distant, never known to exist -before my discovery-planets, and find ways to protect the survival of humanity by ensuring that all of our eggs are not in one basket. By myself.

"In the long run, the human race should not have all of its eggs in one basket...I just hope that we do not rot the basket before then." Stephen Hawking

- I do however have preferences for which eggs can hatch in my allowing humanity to escape from inevitable destruction baskets, so be sure to make me aware of how special you really are.

4) I've never been on a computer. I am always on a computer. I have found a way to accomplish the impossible- I have defeated the law of non- contradiction.

5/6) I am God. When I speak to people I often adopt the character that they are most enamored by. In your case, Morgan Freeman's voice tickles your fancy in ways that are far more inconceivable that your ability to see all wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum.

7) I have 45 separate selves, all of which are telepathically available to me. My 45 selves could show you who is boss in ways even the Ringmaster himself could not match.

8) I have a treasure chest full of ways to make music on your piano key necktie. I promise that my music will be as sweet and sultry as songs sung to you by the Free Man himself.