Wear a FUBU jump suit with the dopest fly iced out Mercedes emblem on a thick electroplated gold necklace which dips down to your navel. Then throw on some Pony 2000 sparkling white high tops, unlaced of course. Lastly unfold your cardboard mat from your backpack and begin the breakdance in front of the chair.
Thats the best way to approach it, because there is no doubt they will forget you then.
Vent