What would you do?

[795722]

I am African and I have heard of people coming back to life during funeral. What would you do should a fresh cadaver in the lab wakes up? Honestly I will stay far from African cadavers because they have tendency to wake up and that scares the crap out of me.

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[SurfingDoctor]

I am African and I have heard of people coming back to life during funeral. What would you do should a fresh cadaver in the lab wakes up? Honestly I will stay far from African cadavers because they have tendency to wake up and that scares the crap out of me.

Offer them a drink? They are probably thirsty and a little dehydrated.

 

[eteshoe]

lol wut?

 

[akuko2]

Before you guys troll him, this actually happened at my school. Right after a team dislodged the brain, the cadaver sprung up and ran out the building. He is now one of our state representatives.

 

[ridethecliche]

I would probably run tbh.

One should always have a zombie apocalypse plan in place. You can't be too ready, you know?

 

[SurfingDoctor]

I would probably run tbh.

One should always have a zombie apocalypse plan in place. You can't be too ready, you know?

The CDC has that covered...

https://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

 

[bashwell]

I am African and I have heard of people coming back to life during funeral. What would you do should a fresh cadaver in the lab wakes up? Honestly I will stay far from African cadavers because they have tendency to wake up and that scares the crap out of me.

Hey @TimeTraveller, come on now! Don't be an amateur. You know you could travel back in time and make sure it's dead.

 

[Manual Disimpaction]

what a terrible f*cking troll job

 

[Taco Time]

I am African and I have heard of people coming back to life during funeral. What would you do should a fresh cadaver in the lab wakes up? Honestly I will stay far from African cadavers because they have tendency to wake up and that scares the crap out of me.

Bruh, what?

Day 1 of anatomy... OP notices his group has an "African" cadaver
OP: hey prof, I want to switch anatomy groups
Prof: boy, why?
OP: there's this deep-rooted fear I have of African cadavers. It's kinda long to explain, but I already got this preemptive note from my learning specialist insisting that you'd accommodate to this phobia of mine.
Prof: Not a problem, just move over to table 17 and switch with Jess.

*Prof knows that the cadaver at table 17 was in fact South African (!!!!). OP finds out this cadaver was actually African when he's in lab alone, late at night, because his classmate steps out to use the restroom.

RIP OP. He never left the anatomy lab again.

 

[bashwell]

I am African and I have heard of people coming back to life during funeral. What would you do should a fresh cadaver in the lab wakes up? Honestly I will stay far from African cadavers because they have tendency to wake up and that scares the crap out of me.

I am Medieval European. What would you do should someone kiss a frog in the lab? Honestly I will stay far from frog dissections because they have a tendency to turn into princes and that disgusts the crap out of me.

 

[Psai]

It's probably just jesus again. He'll be all like wtf last time you guys nailed me to some wood and now you're cutting me up