An iGirlfriend?? Where do I get me one of those? Walmart appears to be out of stock 🙁
Walmart smells like an entire chapter of "Save All The Street Kitties" went into the store...and did wee's and poo's on everything. Kitty wee and poo. Oh nausea!
I don't think...even as poor as I am as a student...that anything could make me go in there. Maybe despair...which happened a few days ago. (Since I know how excited you are to read this...I'll elaborate...plus...I'm sort of bored.)
Anyway..There I was...about to make my way to the park...to run as fast as I could down a really big hill. So, I make my way to the car...and...oh sweet Mother of Elephants!! MY TIRE WAS FLAT! I NEEDED "FIX-A-FLAT!"
I careen into the house and politely inform my family that I need a lift to lovely TARGET which is 10 minutes away. But, my family is NUTSO. So they tell me that they will take me to HELLMART which is 5 minutes the other direction. I heaved in my mouth, swallowed, and jumped into my mother's minivan.
As soon as we drove into the lot...it was like...ummm...jumping into a time machine and reversing...all the way back to 1200...BC. I think that a veil is put around all WalMarts to make them LOOK inviting from busy roads...but as soon as the veil is crossed...the cat wee store shows it's ugly face.
Needless to say, I have never shopped for anything so quickly in my life. It was like Jesus was whispering the shortest direction to the automotive section in my ear. However, Satan's evil plan was to make me stand in line for 47 hours while Sheila, the slowest cashier on Earth, chatted to Mrs. MacFarland about her dead kitty, (which I presume died under the Faded Glory denim rack). However, Jesus prevailed when some other lady opened her line and I bypassed everyone who had been waiting forever.
What was this thread about? iPods! I love my iPod!
ummm - there is only one NIN's song that I like...the "animal" one. You know the one, right? 
