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ADD "DR." TO MY NAME ON FACEBOOK
come on guys, i cant belive NOONE thought of that.
hahaha I'm gonna add "BROKE" to mine.
ADD "DR." TO MY NAME ON FACEBOOK
come on guys, i cant belive NOONE thought of that.
You'll definitely feel like crying if you actually do steps 4 and 5.
I didn't get that excited when I got into college. Maybe I just sort of expected it? I don't know. Not to mention my mother ruined it by calling the school, giving my number, and pretending to be me to see if I got in or not and then telling me before I got the package in the mail that I was accepted.If my reaction to getting into college is any guide, first I'll cry for 20 minutes. Seriously, I cry when I'm really happy. Then I will call all family members plus my best friends. The conversations will all go like this:
Me: Hi
Family Member: Hello
Me: silence (I'll probably still be crying at this point)
Family Member: Are you okay?
Me: I GOT INTO MEDICAL SCHOOL!
Family Member: Good for you.
Me: I GOT INTO MEDICAL SCHOOL!
Family Member: Why don't you call someone else?
Seriously, when I got into UVA I couldn't stop crying and speak clearly. My mother thought I had been in a car accident.
Drop a fiery deuce on the sidewalk.
Ill start inviting people to my white coat ceremony.
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As far as my white coat ceremony is concerned, even I don't plan on attending it. In fact, I'll drink ipecac to avoid having to go.
How does not wanting to attend a pointless ceremony make me ungrateful? It's basically just a way of making all the shallow and vapid members of the class feel better about themselves. It's public masturbation for the egotists. Oh, I guess that explains why you're so eager to make sure everyone who has ever met you knows you've gotten into medical school.Drink too much please. Not only will it go along with your avatar, it will release a spot for a more grateful med student.
yeah, I'd scream wherever I happen to be....
then, I'm going to disneyland!
Oh, and I will dine at French Laundry and order the Chef's tasting menu...hmm... 😀😛
I would first thank a higher power because... while I've applying, I've realized just how competitive and tough it is to get in. There are so many obstacles to cross, so, in my opinion - there must be some good fortune/fate involved for those who get through it all.
And afterwards, I would go home to tell my immediate family, make two calls to close family living elsewhere, call my physician mentor, call six friends, email my LOR recommenders, email two research PIs, email the premed committee staff to thank them .... I'm only telling these select few who deeply care about my aspirations.
And go back to the rest of the day's plan before I got that golden call.
wow I planned it out in so much detail. Gotta be ready when it happens!!
Call your psychiatrist while your at it. Crazy Beootech! 😀
Do you have a few of your own that you'd like to recommend?![]()
Sure, call me in about 6 years