This anti abortion guy with an amazing personality just happened to be standing on a sidewalk minding his own business near an abortion clinic when a random car appears out of nowhere onto the sidewalk and uses its magic electrical numbing hood with a special affinity for fingers to hit him and luckily he just happened to be filming just because and yet there is no video evidence. Then the article nonchalantly mentions a lawsuit from 4 years prior because it was completely relevant
Yeah no, he probably jumped into the street to get hit like those Los Angeles idiots looking for an easy payout but chickened out and still wanted free publicity with his "numb fingers"