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Hey, when I start my own dental practice I plan on only hiring the hottest best looking women around regardless of their credentials.

If I have to sit all day in a 8x8 room I expect to be sitting across from one hot mama.

The dentist that I currently go to has all fatties as his helpers. Its not uncommon when going there for a cleaning that I leave with a big red spot on the side of my head where a big breasted woman has leaned over me for 20 minutes.

Thats great and all, but they are not much too look at.

So, I plan on hiring only hot single women. And if they get overweight I will lay them off and hire new ladies because I dont plan on having any hefers on the payroll because I plan on dating my employees :love: ... any thoughts about this?

Afterall, if I am going to go to school for an additional 4 years I plan to live it up when I graduate...

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Haha, you crack me up.

I dont plan on dating my employees, but if I was going to, I guess it would be smart to hire the better looking ones. So with that said, good luck.

This is funny.
 
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Haha, you crack me up.

I dont plan on dating my employees, but if I was going to, I guess it would be smart to hire the better looking ones. So with that said, good luck.

This is funny.




YOU SAY THAT NOW.....

I have dated dental hygenists.
Trust me, they are very skilled with their hands....


You will see my son... you will see..... :laugh:
 

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I like fat girls .... as friends.
 

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...I dont plan on having any hefers on the payroll because I plan on dating my employees :love: ...
In theory I agree with your sentiments. :rolleyes: :p But in the real world you'd have to be an idiot to date one of your staff. Buddy, you're gonna be paying these people - you're their employer!!!

A staff of female receptionists, hygienists, and assistants are a viscious pack of wolves. There's always fighting, resentment, hostility - you dating one of your staff will just serve to make that worse. What if your little honey asks you for a raise, how are you gonna say no to her? Then, what if someone else asks you for a raise, but you don't give it to them. So, the precendent is that you gotta be screwing the boss to get anywhere in the office. It raises issues for discrimination and favoratism and all that.

Ultimately, i think it's a dumb idea to date your staff.
 

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A staff of female receptionists, hygienists, and assistants are a viscious pack of wolves. There's always fighting, resentment, hostility
lol :laugh: "Its funny cause it true"-Homer Simpson.

You must have experience in the office. The office I work at is all female including the two DRs.
 

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You're doing this for the attention, but I'll bite . . .

Why not hire Chippendale-quality men for your hygienists? They could wear thongs and bowties as they clean your patients' teeth. This would theoretically attract more women patients to your practice.

Any maybe you could date these hygienists too, if you're so inclined.
 

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lol :laugh: "Its funny cause it true"-Homer Simpson.

You must have experience in the office. The office I work at is all female including the two DRs.
Not me personally, but my dentist family members who have big staffs go on to no end about it. Viscious pack of wolves is not an exagerration!! !
 

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Getting "involved" with the staff is not the best idea in ANY profession.
And let's just hope that most dentists are smart enough to hire based on skill and not weight/looks.
One of the dental professors that I know said once that the best person to hire is a Single Woman without children in her 50's, who is not religious.
He said.. She'll need the job if she's single, won't have children to bother with, hopefully will be through menopause and not moody... and won't need ANY religious holidays off! He's a real piece of work!!!
 

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lol your professor is right if you want to make money :)

but hell we want to live our life right?
 

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vertical bite said:
Hey, when I start my own dental practice I plan on only hiring the hottest best looking women around regardless of their credentials.

If I have to sit all day in a 8x8 room I expect to be sitting across from one hot mama.

The dentist that I currently go to has all fatties as his helpers. Its not uncommon when going there for a cleaning that I leave with a big red spot on the side of my head where a big breasted woman has leaned over me for 20 minutes.

Thats great and all, but they are not much too look at.

So, I plan on hiring only hot single women. And if they get overweight I will lay them off and hire new ladies because I dont plan on having any hefers on the payroll because I plan on dating my employees :love: ... any thoughts about this?

Afterall, if I am going to go to school for an additional 4 years I plan to live it up when I graduate...

(I CANT WAIT TO READ THE RESPONSES)
your female patient population is definately not going to enjoy their visits unless of course you're smoking hott and you can always hire a good looking male pre dent... :love:
 

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An older friend of mine, who is a dentist, is mixing business with pleasure. He recently bought a well established practice, and the girl was part of the purchase I suppose. God, what a moron! He's in for it when the relationship falls apart... a disaster waiting to happen.

Moral of the story: don't dip your pen in company ink... even if it's your company.

Oh, the girl is cute though.
 
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your female patient population is definately not going to enjoy their visits unless of course you're smoking hott and you can always hire a good looking male pre dent... :love:


Hey I am working as a catalog model now so maybe I fit that role.


Seriously, my cousin is a dentist and he looks like HERMAN MUNSTER.

HE taps more hot azz than I could get even if I paid for it. Course he pays out the butt for it !!!

Thats one reason I want to be a dentist. Sad but hell I am honest.

IF the ADCOMS would have asked me I would have had to of pinched myself not to say so.

Vertical Bite loves the ladies !!!
 
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An older friend of mine, who is a dentist, is mixing business with pleasure. He recently bought a well established practice, and the girl was part of the purchase I suppose. God, what a moron! He's in for it when the relationship falls apart... a disaster waiting to happen.

Moral of the story: don't dip your pen in company ink... even if it's your company.

Oh, the girl is cute though.

Dude, we aint gonna live forever.

Wanna hear my motto??? If it spreads and is under 120 lbs you can tap it with no regrets ~ !

Understand?
 
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Getting "involved" with the staff is not the best idea in ANY profession.
And let's just hope that most dentists are smart enough to hire based on skill and not weight/looks.
One of the dental professors that I know said once that the best person to hire is a Single Woman without children in her 50's, who is not religious.
He said.. She'll need the job if she's single, won't have children to bother with, hopefully will be through menopause and not moody... and won't need ANY religious holidays off! He's a real piece of work!!!


Shoot, I am not goin to. Like I said.... I am not goin to school forever to hire a bunch of fatties....

Why would I hire an old 50 year old when a perfectly talented 21 yr old can do the same thing and look good doing it???????
 

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Moral of the story: don't dip your pen in company ink... even if it's your company.
oh man, what a metaphor!! :laugh: :p
 

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Shoot, I am not goin to. Like I said.... I am not goin to school forever to hire a bunch of fatties....

Why would I hire an old 50 year old when a perfectly talented 21 yr old can do the same thing and look good doing it???????

Man, I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I might as well tell it like it is. Usually, it's better to hire fat, homely women since they tend to focus on their job more due to a less appealing social life. Hotter chicks are always on the phone, talking to all the guys on their jocks, twirling their hair, AIM, etc.

Of course, I've only heard this. I have yet to experience it.

Flame suit on.
 

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I'm sure Title 9 lawyers are going to love your practice, Vertical Bite . . .
 
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I'm sure Title 9 lawyers are going to love your practice, Vertical Bite . . .

hahhaha


so they gonna shut me down and put the good lookin women in my community out of a job ???

title 9 is a j o k e
 
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Getting "involved" with the staff is not the best idea in ANY profession.
And let's just hope that most dentists are smart enough to hire based on skill and not weight/looks.
One of the dental professors that I know said once that the best person to hire is a Single Woman without children in her 50's, who is not religious.
He said.. She'll need the job if she's single, won't have children to bother with, hopefully will be through menopause and not moody... and won't need ANY religious holidays off! He's a real piece of work!!!


well that professor must not have worried about paying so much insurance on an older employee thats bout ready to croke.
 

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Well, I've already been informed by my girlfriend that I can only have plump plain janes working in my office! I'm henpecked as hell, but hey, she rocks. She's kind, is a swimsuit/surf clothing model,and we started dating before I was even thinking about d school (Everyone pause now and say "awww, isn't that sweet?"). In regard to "buying" your babes, I agree with what Ice Cube says,"There are two things I don't pay for - water and p***y." (no offense to any of the babes in the forum) :thumbup:
 
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Well, I've already been informed by my girlfriend that I can only have plump plain janes working in my office! I'm henpecked as hell, but hey, she rocks. She's kind, is a swimsuit/surf clothing model,and we started dating before I was even thinking about d school (Everyone pause now and say "awww, isn't that sweet?"). In regard to "buying" your babes, I agree with what Ice Cube says,"There are two things I don't pay for - water and p***y." (no offense to any of the babes in the forum) :thumbup:


I have no problem paying for it.

You need to ditch that lady cause theres goin to be a whole harem of them waiting. :rolleyes:

Med schools have the girls that hang around alot of the time. Go up and ask if they go there and they will tell you no.

hmmmmmm.....................................................................................


I ll be the one in my class that takes them back to my home two at a time for some good times !!!
 

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Although I won't deny that it sounds like a good idea to hire 21 year olds who are hot, you also have to remember that single 21 year olds have little responsibility out side of the office (no kids, no husbands, no mortgage). I want to build a practice with a lot of loyalty, so I'm thinking about staffing more of the mid 30's types with kids, husbands, and mortgages. In my opinion, they will be less likely to call in sick if they need the money. I guess that having kids could make them less reliable in some ways (if the kids are sick and stuff).
 

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As a psychology major, I can say that it is not a bad idea. The "halo effect" says what is beautiful is good, research has showed that beautiful people tend to have more breaks in life and are treated much better. This may benefit your practice. As a woman I can say that you are puerile, pompous, and the most ignorant person here. Get off your high horse and realize you are NOT God's gift to mankind.
 

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Vertical Bite:

Despite all the negativities that you are probably getting from people. (For example, I think you are a bit crass, rude, insensitive, arrogant, and full of it.) Still, it sure gets you a lot of attention, and you are definitely creating a personality for yourself in the SDN forums.

So... thanks for keeping us entertained.
 
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As a psychology major, I can say that it is not a bad idea. The "halo effect" says what is beautiful is good, research has showed that beautiful people tend to have more breaks in life and are treated much better. This may benefit your practice. As a woman I can say that you are puerile, pompous, and the most ignorant person here. Get off your high horse and realize you are NOT God's gift to mankind.


if you fail out of dental dont ask me for a job unless you are willing to stick to a strict diet accompanied with regular exercise. Also, I will need to see you in person b/c pictures are deceiving. you current pic gets a vertical bite hotness of 3/10. So that needs some work as well.

I suggest you wear something seductive to the interview. That always helps. how tall are you?
 
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Vertical Bite:

Despite all the negativities that you are probably getting from people. (For example, I think you are a bit crass, rude, insensitive, arrogant, and full of it.) Still, it sure gets you a lot of attention, and you are definitely creating a personality for yourself in the SDN forums.

So... thanks for keeping us entertained.

AMEN!

Well I am just a gifted individual wishing to spread cheer for all at SDN.
However, back to my thread, I am not going to hire fatties.....
NOT UNLESS I can pay them 50% less than the hot employees.

Also, we will need to keep the fat to hot ratio down in the office. For example, no more that one fat girl may be in the office for every three hot girls....something to that effect.

I will work on the details later....
 

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Haha...vertical bite is sooooo funny. Wow, your keeping it real. I plan on hiring overweight, jolly men in my practice, because you know females will be hating on a female dentist making way more than them. But as a guy I think that hiring young pretty girls will help you get up each morning. :)
 
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Haha...vertical bite is sooooo funny. Wow, your keeping it real. I plan on hiring overweight, jolly men in my practice, because you know females will be hating on a female dentist making way more than them. But as a guy I think that hiring young pretty girls will help you get up each morning. :)

yes it will help me keep it up as well.................................



HEY, I dont think I have ever seen a male dental hygenist...

HAVE YOU?
 

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Haha...vertical bite is sooooo funny. Wow, your keeping it real. I plan on hiring overweight, jolly men in my practice, because you know females will be hating on a female dentist making way more than them. But as a guy I think that hiring young pretty girls will help you get up each morning. :)
What's the point of hiring young pretty girls if I am married and have a family. They would look great, but then I can't touch, isn't that worse. I think so.
 
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What's the point of hiring young pretty girls if I am married and have a family. They would look great, but then I can't touch, isn't that worse. I think so.


no,no,no,no


you hire the pretty girls so you can touch !!!


See, hire pretty girls, keep wife far away from office.

GET IT?
 

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Yeah. It would be nice to cheat on one's wife; that works. Go home to your wife, and at work you get to have fun too. Wow.

I'm being sarcastic here.
 

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vertical bite, you're a troll.

that said... i think that when hiring i'll look for ladies 30 to 45 (they will in general be more responsible and need the money more than younger kids), preferably no kids (so they don't have to leave early to pick them up or take days off cause that are sick), preferably religious (because then they will be more likely to be honest/hard working). looks wise... no hotties but also no rediculously ugly ones... just average normal looking people. also, i will try to find people that don't already have a lot of experience because they are more likely to demand higher pay and also may be set in their ways and have a bigger attitude. but at the end of they day I won't feel tied down to these generalizations and the most important quality they can have is to be smart and most of all have a great attitude and personality.
 
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vertical bite, you're a troll.

that said... i think that when hiring i'll look for ladies 30 to 45 (they will in general be more responsible and need the money more than younger kids), preferably no kids (so they don't have to leave early to pick them up or take days off cause that are sick), preferably religious (because then they will be more likely to be honest/hard working). looks wise... no hotties but also no rediculously ugly ones... just average normal looking people. also, i will try to find people that don't already have a lot of experience because they are more likely to demand higher pay and also may be set in their ways and have a bigger attitude. but at the end of they day I won't feel tied down to these generalizations and the most important quality they can have is to be smart and most of all have a great attitude and personality.



I am not a troll. I am a pig. Besides that, I just dont want to have to put out all this effort to then have to have old ugly fat cows working with me.

hell ill be a DR and I want respect and hotties !!!

I demand excellence and hotness factors of 8 and above at all times ... or heads will roll....
 

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I am not a troll. I am a pig. Besides that, I just dont want to have to put out all this effort to then have to have old ugly fat cows working with me.

hell ill be a DR and I want respect and hotties !!!

I demand excellence and hotness factors of 8 and above at all times ... or heads will roll....
dude i am really confused about how old you may be. you are either really old and stupid or you are some young immature kid with some BIG dreams (i give you that). keep on dreaming about becoming a Dr. but 1st, you gotta graduate high school my friend.
 
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dude i am really confused about how old you may be. you are either really old and stupid or you are some young immature kid with some BIG dreams (i give you that). keep on dreaming about becoming a Dr. but 1st, you gotta graduate high school my friend.


You are going to Indiana so you have nothing to say to me!
 

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Hey everybody:

Vertical bite just want some attention. So the more you respond to him, the more you feed into his game. It's a positive cycle. If you want him to go away, then just stop responding to him.
 
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Hey everybody:

Vertical bite just want some attention. So the more you respond to him, the more you feed into his game. It's a positive cycle. If you want him to go away, then just stop responding to him.




hahahahah

thanks !

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You are going to Indiana so you have nothing to say to me!
again proving to us how much you know and how smart you are. keep dreaming little boy.

my last respond to you kid. i am sure many more will stop responding to you as well.

oh no, you'd have to get the attention from your mom form now on.
 

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At last, Vertical Bite has been banned :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That is toooooooo funny... that is the best entertainment he has given us :D :laugh: :D :laugh:
 

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i hope the kid grows up.
 

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did he actually get accepted to a dental school?
 

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At last, Vertical Bite has been banned :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That is toooooooo funny... that is the best entertainment he has given us :D :laugh: :D :laugh:
hey dentist_to_be, how'd you know that he got banned? FINALLY!! haha

and I see that you're in the 100 + posts... GO FELLOW SDN ADDICT! :smuggrin:
 

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did he actually get accepted to a dental school?
(from reading his posts) according to our departed "friend":

applied to 8 schools and got accepted by all of them
going to pitt
is 6'5" and a catalog model
GPA = 3.98
DAT = 23AA /24 PAT
played 3 yrs of NCAA basketball
was a CPA for some yrs
had a master's degree in some science...

um, all i can do is laugh... :laugh: :rolleyes:
 

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hey dentist_to_be, how'd you know that he got banned? FINALLY!! haha

and I see that you're in the 100 + posts... GO FELLOW SDN ADDICT! :smuggrin:
Its says under his name that he is banned ON EVERY SINGLE POST HE's WRITTEN ( which is a lot)... :D :laugh:

Ialthough even I crossed the 100 line... :( hahahha... I have become addicted, while I had midterms, I would have my laptop out, and instead of studying, i was posting... :D :D :oops: :oops: (im trying to cut back now...)
 
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