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Finally there is a chick who fantasizes about anesthesiologists!
Not dermatologists or plastic surgeons... ANESTHESIOLOGISTS!!!
And the good mods of this forum close the thread!
What's wrong with you guys???
 
Planktonmd said:
Finally there is a chick who fantasizes about anesthesiologists!
Not dermatologists or plastic surgeons... ANESTHESIOLOGISTS!!!
And the good mods of this forum close the thread!
What's wrong with you guys???
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Could have been a wizard for all we know.

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Yea, I'm disappointed my thread is locked. I think maybe a bit too risque or unprofessional?

I can assure you all I am what I say: an attractive 20 something woman, who is only attracted to anesthesiologists. Plastic surgeons & dermatologists? No thanks, give me the pain control God.
 
Morguekitty said:
Yea, I'm disappointed my thread is locked. I think maybe a bit too risque or unprofessional?

I can assure you all I am what I say: an attractive 20 something woman, who is only attracted to anesthesiologists. Plastic surgeons & dermatologists? No thanks, give me the pain control God.
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I truly think that having a morgue in your screen name might be a little problematic though 🙂
 
I used to be an embalmer, hence my poorly chosen handle.
 
An Embalmer!
Now that is a subject we never discussed on this forum...
I know there is a lot of science involved in embalming a dead body, and i know that you have to obtain central IV access.. so tell us how you did it? What did you use?
 
Planktonmd said:
An Embalmer!
Now that is a subject we never discussed on this forum...
I know there is a lot of science involved in embalming a dead body, and i know that you have to obtain central IV access.. so tell us how you did it? What did you use?
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Yup, most medical personnel seem to be fascinated by that when they find out, and to tell ya the truth a standard embalming isn't that interesting (the complex ones can be) and the public interest really stems from how guarded from the public embalming is.

A typical embalming starts by disinfecting the body with a germicidal spray and washing. Then you set the features by using a needle injector gun to get the wires in the maxilla and mandible to tie the mouth, or there are various suture methods. You close the eyes with an eye cap.

Vascular embalming will now begin. Typically, you'd be raising the right jugular vein for blood drainage and the right common carotid artery for the injection of chemicals. We have a fancy yet simple little equation to get the right amount of chemicals, but usually the firm you work for will have a set formula to follow for cases. You always note the condition of the body, and not really the cause of death because the condition of the body will dictate the HCHO (formaldehyde demand). A Machine is used to pump the preserves in, and there are many chemicals involved but HCHO is the star because it's the preserve.

Phase 2 is cavity embalming where you use a trocar to suck up all the fluids and matter from the trunk, then inject a strong phenol solution for preservation (hate that stuff like the plague!!). And of course, ya suture everything up at the end, rewash the body & dry,dress, casket, apply cosmetics, do hair... and there ya go!

I should note that this is a very simple 'normal' embalming stripped down and some details left out.. It can get much more complex depending on the conditions of the body. Multiple veins/arteries may need to be utilized, and you might need to reconstruct a face with mortuary putty. Uh... autopsy cases are never fun!!

I've actually embalmed people who died in the middle of surgery... the job can get to ya'! And we too are on call 24/7 like doctors because people don't die 9-5.
 
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Morguekitty said:
Yup, most medical personnel seem to be fascinated by that when they find out, and to tell ya the truth a standard embalming isn't that interesting (the complex ones can be) and the public interest really stems from how guarded from the public embalming is.

A typical embalming starts by disinfecting the body with a germicidal spray and washing. Then you set the features by using a needle injector gun to get the wires in the maxilla and mandible to tie the mouth, or there are various suture methods. You close the eyes with an eye cap.

Vascular embalming will now begin. Typically, you'd be raising the right jugular vein for blood drainage and the right common carotid artery for the injection of chemicals. We have a fancy yet simple little equation to get the right amount of chemicals, but usually the firm you work for will have a set formula to follow for cases. You always note the condition of the body, and not really the cause of death because the condition of the body will dictate the HCHO (formaldehyde demand). A Machine is used to pump the preserves in, and there are many chemicals involved but HCHO is the star because it's the preserve.

Phase 2 is cavity embalming where you use a trocar to suck up all the fluids and matter from the trunk, then inject a strong phenol solution for preservation (hate that stuff like the plague!!). And of course, ya suture everything up at the end, rewash the body & dry,dress, casket, apply cosmetics, do hair... and there ya go!

I should note that this is a very simple 'normal' embalming stripped down and some details left out.. It can get much more complex depending on the conditions of the body. Multiple veins/arteries may need to be utilized, and you might need to reconstruct a face with mortuary putty. Uh... autopsy cases are never fun!!

I've actually embalmed people who died in the middle of surgery... the job can get to ya'! And we too are on call 24/7 like doctors because people don't die 9-5.
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Wow!
Thank you very much for the information.
 
Morguekitty said:
Yup, most medical personnel seem to be fascinated by that when they find out, and to tell ya the truth a standard embalming isn't that interesting (the complex ones can be) and the public interest really stems from how guarded from the public embalming is.

A typical embalming starts by disinfecting the body with a germicidal spray and washing. Then you set the features by using a needle injector gun to get the wires in the maxilla and mandible to tie the mouth, or there are various suture methods. You close the eyes with an eye cap.

Vascular embalming will now begin. Typically, you'd be raising the right jugular vein for blood drainage and the right common carotid artery for the injection of chemicals. We have a fancy yet simple little equation to get the right amount of chemicals, but usually the firm you work for will have a set formula to follow for cases. You always note the condition of the body, and not really the cause of death because the condition of the body will dictate the HCHO (formaldehyde demand). A Machine is used to pump the preserves in, and there are many chemicals involved but HCHO is the star because it's the preserve.

Phase 2 is cavity embalming where you use a trocar to suck up all the fluids and matter from the trunk, then inject a strong phenol solution for preservation (hate that stuff like the plague!!). And of course, ya suture everything up at the end, rewash the body & dry,dress, casket, apply cosmetics, do hair... and there ya go!

I should note that this is a very simple 'normal' embalming stripped down and some details left out.. It can get much more complex depending on the conditions of the body. Multiple veins/arteries may need to be utilized, and you might need to reconstruct a face with mortuary putty. Uh... autopsy cases are never fun!!

I've actually embalmed people who died in the middle of surgery... the job can get to ya'! And we too are on call 24/7 like doctors because people don't die 9-5.
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How do you cannulate the IJ in a dead body?
 
Essentially, when you stick the cannula in the artery you use clamps to keep it in place. When you make the incision at the clavicular head & raise, you place an aneurysm hook or something similar behind the artery & vein, then begin a horizontal slit incision & then stick the cannula down the artery & clamp it!! There are various ways to drain the vein but I like forceps, we stick it in & do an in.and out motion really fast while pressing the end to force blood out. I should note the artery & vein are always tied off too.

Sorry if my explanation sucks. On mobile phone & a little tired.

PS - cannula NEVER used with vein. Vein is always drain & never inject!
 
Morguekitty said:
Essentially, when you stick the cannula in the artery you use clamps to keep it in place. When you make the incision at the clavicular head & raise, you place an aneurysm hook or something similar behind the artery & vein, then begin a horizontal slit incision & then stick the cannula down the artery & clamp it!! There are various ways to drain the vein but I like forceps, we stick it in & do an in.and out motion really fast while pressing the end to force blood out. I should note the artery & vein are always tied off too.

Sorry if my explanation sucks. On mobile phone & a little tired.

PS - cannula NEVER used with vein. Vein is always drain & never inject!
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Thank you... it sounds like you do a cut down in the neck to obtain arterial and venous access...
Very impressive
 
Planktonmd said:
Thank you... it sounds like you do a cut down in the neck to obtain arterial and venous access...
Very impressive
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Bare in mind that's the standard. We cut everywhere if it calls for it. Curse arteriosclerosis! ! I'm gonna be back soon with questions for anesthesiologists. Aside from wanting you guys to bang me, the science fascinates me!!
 
So ..... Retrograde anyone?
 
Sublimazing said:
One of you guys better scoop this girl up before a CRNA comes in and convinces her that as lovers they're just as safe and more caring
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[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQB1R8AF4A[/YOUTUBE]
 
yehhhboiii said:
how can you be so sure it's a chick
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My anatomy and physiology will assure you I am 100% female. Besides, I'm sure you're all used to this because you are doctors. I just happen to be specific that the only type of doctor that turns me on is an anesthesiologist.

I can also get a long and thick tube down my throat w/o being put under 😀
 
Morguekitty said:
My anatomy and physiology will assure you I am 100% female. Besides, I'm sure you're all used to this because you are doctors. I just happen to be specific that the only type of doctor that turns me on is an anesthesiologist.

I can also get a long and thick tube down my throat w/o being put under 😀
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😆😆😆 + 😍😍😍

Hilarious. :laugh:
 
sevoflurane said:
😆😆😆 + 😍😍😍

Hilarious. :laugh:
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I don't get what's so funny? Any encounter I've had with them is positive. They always seem both professional and caring all at once, unlike some of their medical counterparts who don't really have it as hard as the anesthesiologist.

Anesthesiologists also happen to be brilliant and well versed in many medical disciplines, and their specific specialty is fascinating. Aren't you fascinated by the research of Dr. Stuart Hameroff?

And I'll also add anes... docs tend to be quite physically attractive. Haven't seen an ugly one yet! And there really is something erotic about them leaning on you getting you hooked/set up while they look into your eyes before you go out.

AND! I laugh at the woman who dates psych or obgyn!!
 
Morguekitty said:
I don't get what's so funny? Any encounter I've had with them is positive. They always seem both professional and caring all at once, unlike some of their medical counterparts who don't really have it as hard as the anesthesiologist.

Anesthesiologists also happen to be brilliant and well versed in many medical disciplines, and their specific specialty is fascinating. Aren't you fascinated by the research of Dr. Stuart Hameroff?

And I'll also add anes... docs tend to be quite physically attractive. Haven't seen an ugly one yet! And there really is something erotic about them leaning on you getting you hooked/set up while they look into your eyes before you go out.

AND! I laugh at the woman who dates psych or obgyn!!
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I agree.

Here is the funny part that had me chuckling:

Morguekitty said:
I can also get a long and thick tube down my throat w/o being put under 😀
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Hilarious. :laugh:👍

Sense of humor goes a long way.

Anesthesiologists are the bomb.
Hope you land yourself one.
 
Ah, OK! It figures because what person laughs at someone who loves their career? You'd be one self loathing anesthetist 😀

Thank you for your kind words, hope you landed yourself a lucky partner, if not & you're a straight male from Canada, pm me! Or hook me up with a single buddy of yours 😀

Embalmers are the bomb too! We fix up the surgeons mess 😉
 
Morguekitty said:
Yea, I'm disappointed my thread is locked. I think maybe a bit too risque or unprofessional?

I can assure you all I am what I say: an attractive 20 something woman, who is only attracted to anesthesiologists. Plastic surgeons & dermatologists? No thanks, give me the pain control God.
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Ok Ok, why don't you just post a pic of yourself so we can see what we're dealing with.. Thanks.
 
gasp said:
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Ok Ok, why don't you just post a pic of yourself so we can see what we're dealing with.. Thanks.
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HAHAHAHA.....

Thank you plank for the resurrection... 😀

We need this 'round here.
 
I wouldn't mind posting a pic, but the problem is the chance any of you are from my city is slim. Also, what if some Craigslist nut surfs these boards er something?

I'd be nice if any of you were from my city.. cause then you could just meet and decide if you wanna bang me or not (or get deepthroated).

most men find me attractive. Exotic, Latina/Italian/Mid east look (fair skin tho). I'm curvy in a good way, not a 250lbs who's in denial 😀 workout like a mad woman!

My most notable features are my eyes & lips. The lips seem to drive most men wild, even the gays! All through school my profs wanted to do me.
 
Morguekitty said:
I wouldn't mind posting a pic, but the problem is the chance any of you are from my city is slim. Also, what if some Craigslist nut surfs these boards er something?

I'd be nice if any of you were from my city.. cause then you could just meet and decide if you wanna bang me or not (or get deepthroated).

most men find me attractive. Exotic, Latina/Italian/Mid east look (fair skin tho). I'm curvy in a good way, not a 250lbs who's in denial 😀 workout like a mad woman!

My most notable features are my eyes & lips. The lips seem to drive most men wild, even the gays! All through school my profs wanted to do me.
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I like u.. I like u a lot. 😍
although I do have a feeling that you are in fact some dude, probably with osa, who needs some attention. BUT, I will pretend you are who u say u are. Now wheres that pic?
 
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It's the internet so I don't blame you for feeling that way. As you can see, I doubt you guys too.

I wish there was a chance to meet and get banged hard by an anesthetist in his uniform in a hospital room, and I'd want him to finish off in my mouth.

-sigh- should have came on to my anesthetist a few weeks ago....
 
This is certainly a thread to remember for all the wtf factors.
 
I'm going to lob this one up there:

I bet her inbox is blowing up right now...
 
For the record, our femme fatale is NOT D712 playing games....

After all, that's me! 😀 And it's been FUN watching this thread.

Hope all are REALLY WELL HERE! I swing by from time to time and read up.

Let's just say I'm glad I read up on THIS thread...where did THIS ONE come from, sheeesh. 😍

Sev: US Open rocked this year! I MIGHT be going to Aussie open in 2014!!!!!
Plankton: Keepin' it real in SoFla I hope!!!! You da man.
Blade: Ur a mensch. Always was always will be.
IlDes: Still my ivory tower rock star idol! Seriously.
Noyac: You shredding dude u.
PGG: How's life 'buddy'?

Let's see, after I left here, had first Colorado winter, son won the Vail Hockey tournament, was great up there. Acclimated to living at 7000 feet, won l'Emmy (Jet and a couple others have the pic), house was TOO close to black forest fire, helped clean up first post Waldo Canyon mudslide in Manitou Springs, my little slice of heaven, that was bad, hooked my son on tennis, the other on basketball, flew back and forth to LA 800 times, fired four agents, wrote three pilots, almost won a Humanitas award (finalist - BLAST), taught at a great University, am going to Barcelona on business in Nov, regretted not going with medicine 18000 times, published 2 more papers, became a Pescatarian, lost 10 lbs, found a KILLER coffee shop in the woods where they make the best espresso, going to China on a cool biz gig, watched:

Californication
House of Lies
The Newsroom
Hell on Wheels
Copper
Breaking Bad
The Americans
American Horror Story
Bates Motel
Homeland
House of Cards
Rectify
Ray Donovan

religiously. And missed a whole lotta you guys. And followed a few threads here or there, but it's not the same when you're not permitted to post 🙄 or see some names that are blocked when you're not logged in.

Keep those personal emails coming, really hoping to meet more of my friends here sooner than later! Sevo-- TENNNNNNNNIS!!!!

OK, Back to this "thread". Haha -- !!!

Friendly blast from yer past,

D712
 
You F'n.... :ninja: 😉

You da man! 😀
 
Ohh... and Dexter dude... Dexter.

Very mental.
 
Morguekitty - I'm starting med school next year. Looking into anesthesiology. (And I'm in your age group also!)

Wanna meet in...say...4 years?
 
Planktonmd said:
😀
A reminder of the good old days
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Aw, you're trolling me and or don't think I'm real? You'd be signing a different tune if you were assigned my doctor 😉

And let's also clarify something: I won't give it up to anyone who's an anesthesiologist! I've gotta find you attractive ya know!
 
Gern Blansten said:
Good to see you checking in. You getting flooded out in Colorado? Stay safe.
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Thx Gern, good to hear from you. Flooding around here has been awful, but house is okay. Neighbors had rooms and basements flooded, I lucked out. And if I showed you the video I have of a 45 minute torrential hail storm (hail only for 45 minutes) you wouldn't believe your eyes. I couldn't. That ripped away most of the landscape in the backyard, which I'm still dealing with 3 weeks later.

Local towns like Manitou Springs have been really hit hard, lives and property. Currently, Boulder and surrounding, about an hour or so up north, are getting federal attention and I think 1000 people are still cutoff and/or missing...

First fires, then intense flooding, not sure what's next. Probably the blizzard of the Century.:scared:

D712
 
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